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  1. @lisa_schroeder They're almost all pornbots, which makes it less stressful. :) about 2 hours ago from web in reply to lisa_schroeder
  2. My millionth follower was @evanspade, who is either a person or a band or both. Thanks @evanspade, and all of you! DFTBA! about 2 hours ago from web
  3. @royhobbson the aristocrat. about 15 hours ago from Echofon in reply to royhobbson
  4. I mean, this has to be the greatest sea shanty band in all of Indiana. #fiercecompetition about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  5. Shakespeare between my friend Ed and me. We're at a bar listening to a band that specialies in sea shanties. http://twitpic.com/qgewm about 15 hours ago from Echofon
  6. @jgmikulay I will leave here whenever you want. about 16 hours ago from Echofon
  7. Up the punks! The secret life of @hatp's wrocking physicist Joe DeGeorge on Nova: http://tinyurl.com/ybvee23 about 21 hours ago from web
  8. @derek_g Favorited. 8:21 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to derek_g
  9. (I ran out of characters.) PS. Senator Buttars: You're an idiot. 8:17 PM Nov 20th from web
  10. Utah Senator Buttars says he doesn't want gay people "stuffing it down my throat." An excellent example of why pronouns need antecedents. 8:14 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. The penny! Recovered from the DVD drive of my MacBook pro by the formidable geniuses @apple. http://twitpic.com/q9ylf 2:05 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
  12. Tea Makipaa's ship going in the water at the Indianapolis museum of art. http://twitpic.com/q93yi 10:37 AM Nov 20th from Echofon
  13. Okay. I have a genius bar appointment this afternoon. Can @apple's geniuses remove a penny from a CD Drive? Stay tuned! 9:15 AM Nov 20th from web
  14. Things that don't work when trying to remove a penny from CD Rom drive: 1. Toothpick. 2. Paper clip. 3. vacuum cleaner. 9:02 AM Nov 20th from web
  15. @DrewMHamilton It's a slot load. 8:56 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to blogomattic
  16. Twitter: There is a penny lodged deep inside my laptop's CD-ROM drive. Can you help? -John (p.s. I am an idiot.) 8:53 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. @cathal99h No way. 8:13 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to cathal99h
  18. @girlshapedlion Please don't unfollow me! I promise to mention it once a million at the very most! 8:12 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to girlshapedlion
  19. What should I do if I get a million followers? (Not a sure thing since Twitter is cancelling its--admittedly dumb--suggested user thing.) 8:07 AM Nov 20th from web
  20. @mft77 Just kidding. Tell them I order them to read Perks of Being a Wallflower, Feed, The Truth about Forever, and 13 LBE. 7:13 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to mft77