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  1. http://tinyurl.com/d5ygkg (via @Beta_guy) - And to think I bought Fire insurance from this woman a few years back! 4:41 PM Apr 30th from Seesmic Desktop
  2. People are saying I'm not as scary as swine flu. Just wait until Godzilla flu, then you'll have call Rodan (he recently became a doctor) 1:22 PM Apr 30th from Seesmic Desktop
  3. Swine Flu? I remember when people had REAL things to be afraid of... Rodan, Mothra, Ghidora... *cough* godzilla *cough* 12:23 PM Apr 30th from Seesmic Desktop
  4. Today I celebrated Earth Day by smashing a car. Turn off your lights, or I'm coming for you next. 4:27 PM Apr 22nd from Tweetie
  5. Why does my homeowner's insurance keep going up? I haven't had an "incident" in four years now. 5:50 PM Apr 20th from Tweetie
  6. RT @tofugu Help eduFire (&Tofugu) improve child literacy! We'll donate $3 per RT up to $300 (I'll do $100). http://tr.im/iZ3j #edufire 1:22 PM Apr 16th from Seesmic Desktop
  7. @andreamercado and I <3 you. rawr. 7:52 PM Apr 15th from Seesmic Desktop
  8. Happiness is submission to me, apparently - http://snurl.com/fune5 10:03 PM Apr 13th from Seesmic Desktop
  9. @UrbaneGorilla Sure, Mothra might be a metaphor for peace for YOU, but he's a bad roommate, let me tell you... 2:01 PM Apr 13th from Seesmic Desktop
  10. @UrbaneGorilla I swear, I'm trying to change! Stop bickering, Japan and Korea! Both of your dramas are heart wrenching! 1:34 PM Apr 13th from Seesmic Desktop
  11. RT @Mr5280: The whole idea about king kong being a huge ape who falls in love with a blonde is just fucking stupid. Godzilla was way cooler. 8:19 PM Apr 9th from Seesmic Desktop
  12. @katiethoughts and I am drawn by you everyday, my friend. every. day. 6:50 PM Apr 9th from Seesmic Desktop
  13. Perfect sized Potato for me, nom nom nom (via @meatinaroll) http://tinyurl.com/cccz6t 3:58 PM Apr 9th from web
  14. About to get on an airplane. Not a fan of flying, but sure beats swimming - what was I thinking all those years? 3:48 PM Apr 8th from Tweetie
  15. Hanging out at my grandparents house. Reminded of the days when Mothra came over and hit on my grandma, that dirty cougar chaser. 11:57 PM Apr 7th from Seesmic Desktop
  16. @crixlee I don't approve of you verbing my name like that - http://tr.im/iqmW 11:56 PM Apr 7th from Seesmic Desktop
  17. @altimet I don't approve of you verbing my name like that... http://tr.im/iqmW 11:55 PM Apr 7th from Seesmic Desktop
  18. @PattyJ Just don't go with Mothra, or you're setting your kid up for failure. 11:12 PM Apr 7th from Seesmic Desktop
  19. @JusticeMitchell luckily some of us don't have to imagine... 10:28 PM Apr 7th from Seesmic Desktop
  20. @dJaehrling hey now, nothing wrong with godzilla, you big racist 10:27 PM Apr 7th from Seesmic Desktop
  • Name realgodzilla
  • Location Portland, OR
  • Web http://www.realgo...
  • Bio Godzilla's life after moving to America... Your buildings are so damn big!
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