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I've just noticed @big_ben_clock. How brilliantly pointless. I REALLY hope there's genuinely someone typing that in. about 2 hours ago from web
Thanks for all the excellent TV-buying advice! And it's great that so many people love their TVs. It's definitely my favourite machine. about 12 hours ago from web
@tobydavies Maybe after a few more days procrastinating. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to tobydavies
@danielmaier That's the one I've got at the moment. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to danielmaier
@mrchrisaddison There's no way I'm stumping up for a colour licence. That's just silly money. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to mrchrisaddison
@hencehemmo That makes me NOT like it. Why am I such a Luddite? about 12 hours ago from web in reply to hencehemmo
I think my TV is finally breaking. The picture keeps flickering leftwards and only a hit restores it. What new one should I get? Normal? HD? about 13 hours ago from web
@tghelani I'd be very surprised. He was only on e-mail for about a day before tiring of it. 5:11 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to tghelani
We're trying out some material for the next series of That M&W Look on the 26th Nov. Free tickets available here: http://bit.ly/4jctY3 10:11 AM Nov 18th from web
@Sharon4192 I don't play, I'm afraid. I mean, I know the rules but that's about it. 2:31 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to Sharon4192
@rubixcube91 No, that would imply professionalism. I just meant "someone who commented". 4:17 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to rubixcube91
@kit10indublin In the New Year, I think. I don't have exact dates. 4:12 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to kit10indublin
@Dawn1976 Yes, saw your comment. Sorry to hear about your slightly slapsticky injuries! I'll certainly be wary of curtains for a while. 4:12 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to Dawn1976
Off out to take part in a recording of "Just A Minute". Might be a good time for my brain to have its first idea of the week. 9:35 AM Nov 16th from web
I think my Obs column today is less contentious than last week's although one commenter thinks I'm against fire alarms: http://bit.ly/3UPtlZ 3:37 AM Nov 15th from web
@kirstenmavric Yes, a tiny yappy doberman. 4:25 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to kirstenmavric
@KieranByrne Rob and I were the sole writers. The designers were brilliant though - they're responsible for the look of it. 4:17 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to KieranByrne
Just walked to Paddington and it's like The Omen! (By which I suppose I mean windy. But very windy. And a small black dog jumped out at me.) 9:51 AM Nov 14th from web
Not quite as insane as I originally thought then. Sorry for being an outrage tease. 8:29 AM Nov 14th from web
And finally: RT @Glinner @jackofkent: Paul Clarke's Shotgun: http://bit.ly/zU6v3 #PaulClarke (sensible and well-argued take-Please retweet!) 8:06 AM Nov 14th from web

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Bio This is the David Mitchell who's in Peep Show and things, not the novelist or the former Tory MP.