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  1. @vmarinelli any time I give up sugar my dreams are filled with treats - it's either Freudian wish fulfillment or my brain hates me
  2. My cats have shifted their race track so that the 3AM derby goes right across my bed. They did not consult the zoning commission about this.
  3. Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night you die of hypothermia
  4. fell asleep on the couch again, this time woke up to "My Giant" w/ Billy Crystal on TV. That's an extreme punishment for slacking, isn't it?
  5. My sleeping schedule has gone from bad to worse. It wouldn't be that bad, but the secretary is complaining about my snoring in the office
  6. I haven't wasted 3 hours watching homestar runner cartoons. I'm researching how internet memes affect blood sugar in the presence of snacks
  7. It's refreshing to see Sacha Baron Cohen on TV as himself. I can appreciate commitment to a bit but I think he's more interesting as himself
  8. waking from a nap with Two & a Half Men on the TV & the remote nowhere in sight makes me close my eyes and try to wake up from the nightmare
  9. Just freaked wondering where my phone was. I was holding it. I don't remember getting old, but I can't remember where my phone is, either
  10. @gruber there's gotta be a reason, right? she's an amateur, but this is just a really weird move
  11. I think I've conquered my recent insomnia. The only problem is that all of the other people in this conference room are so damn loud!
  12. @seanbonner whoa! Thanks for the heads up!
  13. @dascola but did you do it with the full accent? The rubes really love that
  14. @badbanana but won't it be a few shades too dark?
  15. There needs to be a word for how I feel after a burrito. Besides stupid, I mean
  16. Day 2 of being awake well before noon: today observed commuter ritual called "rush hour". The line of cars didn't seem to lead anywhere...
  17. I think my cats' catnip problem is out of control. I mean the begging was cute, but I have no idea where they got those guns
  18. @ryanblock I'd say 6th (orig, slot-loading, lamp, G5, intel, aluminum), but if you wanted to go by spec upgrades it's much more than that
  19. @Yayaa are you sure you weren't just sexually harassing a waiter?
  20. @diablocody how else would you make yourself jump, jump