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- @vmarinelli any time I give up sugar my dreams are filled with treats - it's either Freudian wish fulfillment or my brain hates me7:46 AM Jul 14th from Tweetie in reply to vmarinelli
- My cats have shifted their race track so that the 3AM derby goes right across my bed. They did not consult the zoning commission about this.11:56 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie
- Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night you die of hypothermia7:06 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
- fell asleep on the couch again, this time woke up to "My Giant" w/ Billy Crystal on TV. That's an extreme punishment for slacking, isn't it?2:33 PM Jul 11th from web
- My sleeping schedule has gone from bad to worse. It wouldn't be that bad, but the secretary is complaining about my snoring in the office1:00 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- I haven't wasted 3 hours watching homestar runner cartoons. I'm researching how internet memes affect blood sugar in the presence of snacks11:34 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- It's refreshing to see Sacha Baron Cohen on TV as himself. I can appreciate commitment to a bit but I think he's more interesting as himself9:22 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- waking from a nap with Two & a Half Men on the TV & the remote nowhere in sight makes me close my eyes and try to wake up from the nightmare5:08 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- Just freaked wondering where my phone was. I was holding it. I don't remember getting old, but I can't remember where my phone is, either7:23 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie
- @gruber there's gotta be a reason, right? she's an amateur, but this is just a really weird move1:44 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to gruber
- I think I've conquered my recent insomnia. The only problem is that all of the other people in this conference room are so damn loud!10:09 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- @seanbonner whoa! Thanks for the heads up!8:31 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to seanbonner
- @dascola but did you do it with the full accent? The rubes really love that10:37 AM Jul 1st from UberTwitter in reply to dascola
- @badbanana but won't it be a few shades too dark?10:35 AM Jul 1st from UberTwitter in reply to badbanana
- There needs to be a word for how I feel after a burrito. Besides stupid, I mean11:32 AM Jun 30th from UberTwitter
- Day 2 of being awake well before noon: today observed commuter ritual called "rush hour". The line of cars didn't seem to lead anywhere...8:40 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- I think my cats' catnip problem is out of control. I mean the begging was cute, but I have no idea where they got those guns11:12 AM Jun 29th from web
- @ryanblock I'd say 6th (orig, slot-loading, lamp, G5, intel, aluminum), but if you wanted to go by spec upgrades it's much more than that9:00 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie in reply to ryanblock
- @Yayaa are you sure you weren't just sexually harassing a waiter?9:07 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie in reply to Yayaa
- @diablocody how else would you make yourself jump, jump7:53 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie in reply to diablocody
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- Name Reagan Kelly
- Location Ann Arbor, MI
- Web http://reagank.tu...
- Bio two years into the last year of PhD work http://www.reagank.com
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