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  1. Leno Headline: "Kids Make Nutritious Snacks"
  2. A clear conscience may be the first sign of a bad memory.
  3. If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
  4. Leno Headline: "One-Armed Man Applauds The Kindness of Strangers."
  5. A picture is worth 1,000 words, but it uses up 1,000 times the memory.
  6. Leno Headline: "Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told"
  7. Leno Headline: "2 Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout"
  8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  9. Bacon and Eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
  10. Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.
  11. "The best way to become acquainted with a subject is to write a book about it." - Benjamin Disraeli
  12. Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself.
  13. "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
  14. RT @charlesheflin: Killer Basic Web Video Production Skills http://tinyurl.com/kvgr58
  15. "If called by a panther, don't anther." - Ogden Nash
  16. "It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues." - Abraham Lincoln
  17. RT @jonclaytonbiz: Social Networks Component 4 http://bit.ly/4eqdA4
  18. Everyone gets butterflies - the trick is getting them to fly in formation.
  19. "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing." - Albert Einstein
  20. "There is no I in TEAM!" (But if you look carefully, there is a "ME".)