Profile_bird

Hey there! rcolvile is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving rcolvile's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

rcolvile

  1. @lucyverey and @bryony_gordon have resolved their differences, just like cheryl and simon
  2. @neilmidgley I've just about had it with your relentless negativity. Didn't George's song move you beyond measure?
  3. Fools around me having problems getting through to Olly-vote line. Hope that reflects technical probs not an overwhelming surge of support.
  4. If leona joined I swear @bryony_gordon would melt into a puddle
  5. Sod this singing lark... When do we cut to Andi Peters at the CD pressing plant?
  6. Hard to banter with @bryony_gordon when she pauses to tweet the funniest lines. She's SO new media.
  7. Not sure I'm pleased or disappointed how few people on my twitter stream are following X Factor. In the meantime, come on Joe!
  8. So what's this Commonwealth thing anyway? Colvile explains all http://bit.ly/4q08vJ
  9. Telegraph reveals Iraq war blunders http://bit.ly/6d4kQu
  10. Sulphur spreaders, space mirrors, cloud-seeding and other climate-changing fun http://bit.ly/gT0c4
  11. Snaps from West Coast road trip, in four categories: bit.ly/3tJGem, bit.ly/44P7Cg, bit.ly/3uaB7k, bit.ly/18vHPn (Facebook kinship required)
  12. http://bit.ly/18vHPn, http://bit.ly/3tJGem, http://bit.ly/44P7Cg, http://bit.ly/3uaB7k
  13. Trailers pre-Zombieland consisted of apocalypse by vampires, by mayan prophecy and by angelic horde. Our culture needs therapy.
  14. Phrase you never want to hear on the intercom as train judders to a halt: 'Oh no, here we go again...'
  15. It's National Preparedness month (http://is.gd/3pPEC). Are you ready or are you READY?
  16. Sam Leith lookalike thrown out of Tescos http://is.gd/3psJ8
  17. The least tasteful author photo ever? http://is.gd/3dq9i
  18. Listening to Katherine Jenkins cover Evanescence, with glass of Pimm's in hand. It's been a strange summer...
  19. You know you're getting old when you spend the hi-NRG floor-fillers rhapsodising over the cheese board
  20. Free model Spitfire with today's Telegraph. Don't tell me we don't know our demographic...