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  1. Lou Dobbs quits CNN? What? Is he planning to run for president? Ha ha ha ha ha...ha...ha...(trails off) Suddenly, I don't feel so good.
  2. My brother, who I'm pretty sure doesn't Tweet, on why Windows is Windows 7 and Apple is Snow Leopard: http://bit.ly/2PdU21
  3. Worry about the next kid who actually IS in a big mylar balloon.He'll be all "I'm cold 'n scared" and we'll be all "check the garage again"
  4. RT @badbanana: "Ask your financial adviser if you're wealthy enough to ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for sexual activity."
  5. I'd hate to be the plump girl who woke up with Bill Clinton this morning when he heard who won the Nobel Peace Prize.
  6. I love stuff like this: RT @ev: McKinsey did a study for AT&T in 80's about cell phones. Prediction: 1M units in US by 2000. Actual: 109M.
  7. Small joy #138: driving around on hot day & hot car, arms outstretched to A/C vents so cold air can go up your sleeve and around your back.
  8. Theory: "Bewitched" minus witchcraft = "Mad Men." Corollary: Larry Tate = Roger Sterling. Derwood = Don Draper. Continue w/ your evening.
  9. @letwits "Locked in the wine cellar with King Nerds" sounds like a terrific feature pitch. You should spec that. I'm too busy with my show.
  10. A career best: in my WSJournal piece (http://bit.ly/4q6iX7) I manage to fit Robert Mugabe, the Dalai Lama and Liza Minnelli in one sentence.
  11. @letwits Harry, I don't think of it as Trading with the Enemy. I think of it as burning Castro's crops to the ground. As it were.
  12. You know what feels cool? To slip through customs with half a box of Cuban cigars. Or so I'm told.
  13. @aelius007 So many places to eat well in LA. Lucques, Comme Ca, and my personal favorite, on La Brea: Campanile. Always a great meal.
  14. Wow. The funniest guy on Twitter is now the funniest guy in Twitter. Congratulations to @dickc.
  15. Finally! Someone figures out what Twitter was built for: http://twitter.com/shitmyda...
  16. Me, talking about my second favorite topic: delicious alcohol. (My first favorite topic? Me.) http://ow.ly/luFT
  17. @stylee Maybe the thing to do is to arrange a Venice martini walk-a-thon: Joe's, James Beach, the Brig, Hal's, Beechwood, Cedars-SInai...
  18. @letwits Well, a parent for every viewer, at the rate the sitcom is going.
  19. RT @badbanana: Scientists are close to creating three-parent babies. This is exactly the kind of breakthrough that could save the sitcom.
  20. And people thought "Bruno" was over the top? http://bit.ly/25hUUn "Chihuahua with Earrings Stolen at Gay Bar"