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Clark: Uh, Eddie? What's wrong with the dog? Eddie:Oh, he's just yakin' on a bone. [Snots coughs up the bone] Eddie: He got it up.
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Clark:Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.Eddie:You serious,Clark?
about 14 hours ago
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Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are.
about 14 hours ago
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Todd Chester: Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
about 14 hours ago
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He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im.
about 14 hours ago
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If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town.
about 14 hours ago
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You don't want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean.
about 14 hours ago
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Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish.
about 14 hours ago
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Clark: Can't see the line, can you Russ?
about 14 hours ago
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Two cataract surgeries scheduled in February; vision should improve greatly after they're done. Maybe no more glasses? Or only for reading?
11:00 AM Dec 24th
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Eddie: Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
7:28 AM Dec 24th
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Eddie:If you scratch his belly, Clark, he will love you till the day you die.
Clark:I really shouldn't, Eddie. My hands are all chapped.
7:03 PM Dec 23rd
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Audrey:Do you sleep with your brother?Do you know how sick & twisted that is?Ellen:Well, I'm sleeping with your father.Don't be so dramatic.
2:56 AM Dec 23rd
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Well,something had to come through the window.Something had to break the stereo!And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*?I don't *know*, Margo!
3:11 AM Dec 22nd
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Eddie: If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all.
5:44 PM Dec 21st
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Bethany: Don't throw me down, Clark.
Clark: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany...
3:15 AM Dec 21st
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Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our shi**ers, honey?
Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
6:42 PM Dec 20th
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the silent majesty of a winter's morn,the clean,cool chill of the holiday air,an...in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.
6:38 PM Dec 20th
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Clark: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my a**. Kiss his a**. Kiss your a**. Happy Hanukkah.
8:33 AM Dec 20th
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Hey Grizz,Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you.
Aw,you didn't have to get me anything.
Dammit,Bethany,he guessed it.
12:51 PM Dec 19th
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- Name Robin Bridges
- Location Anniston, AL 36207
- Bio married, weather fanatic, technology addict, born again, multiple sclerosis
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