raypruit
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I don't know what the big deal is. Shit that MY dad says is on TV all the time, now that MSNBC re-runs To Catch a Predator on the weekends.
8:40 PM Nov 11th
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She's Having An Abortion
10:37 PM Nov 2nd
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TP-ing houses is not cool. Especially when you're poor and your mom has you clean it up and makes you save it for future use.
7:33 PM Oct 30th
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I found my first gray hair today. I didn't pull it out though. I just pulled up my boxers, flushed, and pretended to wash my hands.
9:35 PM Oct 27th
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@ Adding the W to Mello and Yello can be expensive. I should know. We couldn't afford two T's for my last name.
3:33 PM Oct 27th
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Dear Donna, Take the elevator next time. Peace, Ray Pruit.
12:49 PM Oct 26th
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Pee-Wee's Bi Adventure
9:14 AM Oct 25th
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@ Randy Floyd was a junior in '76, not a senior. That's why he wouldn't take shit from his coach about the pledge.
11:11 AM Oct 22nd
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Anyone know where I can buy a giant vagina costume? I want to go as Brandon Walsh for Halloween.
9:01 PM Oct 21st
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- and by I mean
1:11 PM Oct 17th
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Why the hell would you think you could make love with (to?) Michael Bolton when you can't even be friends with him? What are you thinking??
1:57 PM Oct 16th
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You wanna know the day I stop drinking, cursing, and fighting? Opposite Day.
9:39 PM Oct 9th
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Listening to Marky Mark's Good Vibrations makes me want to go to the rink and just rollerskate my stress away.
12:10 PM Oct 8th
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I've got a case of the Mondays. And by "Mondays," I mean oral herpes.
8:45 AM Oct 5th
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What Letterman and Calvert DeForest did behind closed doors is THEIR business. It's a shame someone tried to make money off of their love.
8:59 PM Oct 1st
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I know it sounds impossible but I'm pretty sure I just clogged a port-a-john with my hellacious dump and extensive clean up effort.
3:45 PM Sep 30th
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Can't believe Mackenzie Phillips' dad had sex with her. That's so gross. I mean have you SEEN her? She's ugly! (The rape/incest is bad too).
4:25 PM Sep 23rd
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RIP Patrick Swayze. Like I needed another reason to cry when watching Dirty Dancing.
6:08 PM Sep 14th
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Labor Day is nice but it's much harder recovering from a 3 day bender than a 2 day. It's not good when you're still a little drunk on a Wed.
11:03 PM Sep 7th
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Glenn Beck reminds me of my dad. In that I want to beat the shit out of him.
11:11 PM Sep 3rd
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- Name Ray Pruit
- Location Cali. You know the zip.
- Web http://www.youtub...
- Bio I'm a carpenter/musician. Only comfortable when i have my hammer or guitar in hand.
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