raypruit
- todays the only day i splurge on bottles of bud instead of cans. theyre called bottle rockets for a reason. plus its harder to aim with cans5:13 PM Jul 4th from txt
- Trying to come up with possible band names that EW or RS wont be able to use as a pun in the headline of their negative review of my album.11:59 AM Jul 1st from txt
- It's weird to think that someone I used to jerk off to is now dead. And let's not forget about Farrah Fawcett either.4:03 PM Jun 25th from web
- @sportsguy33 who is the bigger choke artist Ricky Barnes or Mike Barnes?7:33 AM Jun 22nd from web in reply to sportsguy33
- Just Tim McGraw's new cologne. It smells like Kodiak and Propecia. The line starts here, ladies!2:48 PM Jun 20th from txt
- Not ashamed to admit that I wanna beat the shit outta this kid. His dad HAD to of walked out on the fam after this http://tinyurl.com/5z5kk88:21 PM Jun 16th from web
- Joe Buck is a lamer version of Brandon Walsh. Or the mormon QB that dated my ex. What a nerd. I bet hes always the designated driver.10:08 AM Jun 16th from txt
- just found out i'm getting a raise! now i can finally afford to buy the $5 scratch offs.10:46 AM Jun 15th from txt
- Sometimes i wish that Fergie was my girlfriend. Just so she'd "accidentally" fall down a fucking flight of stairs.5:43 PM Jun 11th from txt
- just found out that phil collins isnt singing "she seems to have a physical attraction" but an "invisible touch." i need a drink.2:28 PM Jun 2nd from txt
- yeah lady, i didnt pull over to help u to fix ur flat, just to rape you. in broad daylite. with u holding a tire iron. get over yourself.3:25 PM May 29th from txt
- Does anyone know if there is something wrong with Netzero's dialup connection? I'm having trouble getting online.12:08 PM May 28th from txt
- If jon wants kate to lose the 'tude he needs to add a flight of stairs to the equation.3:21 PM May 26th from txt
- People who fill their fountain cup with soda, take a big sip then refill the cup again b4 paying, make the rest of us poor people look bad.11:54 AM May 26th from txt
- The reason that guy didn't win American Idol isn't because he's gay. It's because he's the HOST OF THE SHOW. HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO WIN! duh.12:15 AM May 21st from web
- Why do fast food places write shit on their cups and wrappers and try to be funny? Leave the comedy to the experts. Like Robin Williams.9:52 AM May 20th from txt
- Got a big box of wine for my mom for Sunday, just like I do every week. Her mothers day gift is that I'll let her drink it all in 1 sitting.8:37 AM May 9th from web
- @robhuebel you're doing it wrong. you're supposed to throw WOMEN down the stairs, not yourself. but don't forget to say it was an accident.9:57 PM Apr 30th from web in reply to robhuebel
- Im back. U know how u cant get a DUI during the daytime? well thats bullshit. TRUST ME.11:37 AM Apr 30th from txt
- Being hungover for work pretty much makes fridays worse than mondays.7:46 AM Apr 24th from txt
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- Name Ray Pruit
- Location Cali. You know the zip.
- Web http://www.youtub...
- Bio I'm a carpenter/musician. Only comfortable when i have my hammer or guitar in hand.
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