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  1. "Circular hand motion to the right.. circular hand motion to the left." #1stdraftmovielines
  2. "He gooped me." #1stdraftmovielines
  3. "Roads? Where we're headed, they don't use roads anymore." #1stdraftmovielines
  4. RT @Vespa59: "Back off, I studied science in school." #1stdraftmovielines
  5. "Be my guest. Make my afternoon." #1stdraftmovielines
  6. "BADGERS!" #1stdraftmovielines
  7. "Two guys come in. Only one is left standing." #1stdraftmovielines
  8. "Hasta luego, senorita." and "I shall return presently." #1stdraftmovielines
  9. "Hurry up! Get to the whirlybird!" #1stdraftmovielines
  10. "Hello. I am called Inigo Montoya. I understand that you assaulted my father in the past. That makes me upset!" #1stdraftmovielines
  11. And suddenly I discover that I went to middle/high school with a member of Saving Abel.
  12. I think I just pulled a muscle in my back while sneezing. Because I'm awesome like that.
  13. Administering two doses of lemonade to the children.
  14. Apparently the only solution for having both arms fall asleep is a pair of pretend jellybeans?
  15. Used my awesome daddy powers tonight. Read the boys Horton Hears a Who, then gave them each a "clover" and told them to make sure it slept.
  16. "Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
  17. Watching a Michael Mann on basic cable is practically like watching a silent movie at times.
  18. There is no way I'd fight having to go to bed at 8pm. Why does William?
  19. I wish there was a "thumbs up this song some more" feature in Pandora. War Pigs is such an awesome song.
  20. Perl code and my Pandora metal station. My evening could be spent in worse ways.