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  1. @Syfy Do you think Universal Soldier qualifies as a zombie flick? Or is an infectious agent required for that?
  2. Me: Nick! What are you doing? Nick (running and jumping around the room): Just trying to make a mess.
  3. Absolutely!! RT @jjthomas: Since @donttrythis is in the area, he should travel northward to Baltimore for an impromptu meetup with beer.
  4. Home sick with the boys today. Nick is still sleeping. William has polished off two servings of grapes and is watching Cars right now.
  5. @torrez Screen scraping is *always* a crazy idea, no matter whatever else might be involved.
  6. @feliciaday I do that so they can clean the floors and others surfaces instead of cleaning around my crap.
  7. Pandora, on what was otherwise a mediocre day, you spoil me with "Holy Diver," "Mother" **and** "War Pigs"? Thank you! http://bit.ly/5TqbJS
  8. @capndesign Sounds like a line from the classic children's book, "Go Django Go!"
  9. RT @sixapart: Announcing TypePad Micro! http://bit.ly/typepad_micro #TypePad
  10. They have cinnamon raisin bagels again. Woot! (@ Westminster Station in Westminster) http://bit.ly/yRDh1
  11. Nothing says "the cleaning service was just here" quite like the sound of one of the cats vomiting underneath your chair.
  12. I'm at Westminster Station (250 Englar Road, Westminster). http://bit.ly/yRDh1
  13. @sfsignal "*I* am your father" #awkwardstarwarsquotesduringsex
  14. Samwise Gamgee, you're my hero.
  15. I'm at Westminster Station (250 Englar Road, Westminster). http://bit.ly/yRDh1
  16. @jbafford Maybe they're trying to tell you something.
  17. @zempf Your mom.
  18. I'm at Westminster Station (250 Englar Road, Westminster). http://bit.ly/yRDh1
  19. They had my coffee ready before I even got to the counter. (@ Westminster Station in Westminster) http://bit.ly/yRDh1
  20. Some days I have to wonder if I'm self-medicating with diet soda.