raymearsmachete
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One for the Ladies Machete Porn c/o @ the Ronseal's Quick-drying Woodstain of Twitter
3:47 AM Oct 20th
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Does survival get any tougher than this? Still, 'Mac' would know what to do!
6:44 AM Sep 17th
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The film Wes Anderson wishes he'd made:
6:57 AM Sep 1st
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Look what new chum @ had to say about one of my published works on bushcraft
8:38 AM Aug 29th
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I'm a bushmaster with a deep knowledge of pubic topiary or "bushcraft". I recommend / for all your URL topiary needs (@)
11:13 AM Aug 16th
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I'm considering taking my survival skills to the next level - tackling some of the Interwebs toughest environments. What do you think?
5:13 AM Aug 12th
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@ Is it the 'Ghetto Booty' you've been looking for? @ "I've got a big ass that just needs to be slapped around!"
5:12 AM Aug 12th
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@ Great pro tip! Actually, I heard @ likes a challenge and am currently presenting my nuts on a wall - walnuts!
7:28 AM Jul 14th
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Even urban survivalist pros need help sometime, and since @ is playing hard to catch, @ offered me a top tip: ferret
7:19 AM Jul 9th
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RT @ stare <--- At last! The little furry fella's spotted my nuts!
1:44 PM Jul 6th
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@ In the 'Urban Jungle' we have one rule: "when needs must..." I'll keep that one in the bag for now, though.
1:42 PM Jul 6th
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@ Sound advice! I've just spotted an empty packet of Ready Salted...I'll try encrusting my nuts with the remainders.
1:40 PM Jul 6th
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in reply to megatonlove
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@ A "Mac" offers too little protection or disguise. Make mine a knee-length body-warmer with combat patterning.
10:23 PM Jul 1st
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in reply to Vetchling
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@ Does bait get any nuttier than Nutella-smeared man nuts?
1:18 PM Jul 1st
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in reply to Fezzerini
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@ Why do YOU think @ won't take the bait of my Nutella-smeared nuts?
1:17 PM Jul 1st
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in reply to Fezzerini
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Hiding behind a park bench, I've presented my Nutella-coated nuts on the top- a rather awkward stance! C'mon @ nibble nibble!
10:34 PM Jun 30th
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@ continues to evade my trap. I've now coated my nuts in Nutella - the scraped remainders from a found jar. Fingers-crossed!
10:06 AM Jun 30th
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I have tried in vain to lure @ onto my peanut bait. I've now decided to present my own nuts - risky, but it might just work!
10:22 AM Jun 29th
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@ The great thing about urban survival is, by the time you slurp the dregs of an abandoned Starbucks coffee, it's cold.
2:45 AM Jun 23rd
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SQUIRREL SUPPER I'm presenting my bait, a peanut, on a fish hook plus long piece of line. I'll hide in a bush and wait for @
11:04 PM Jun 21st
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- Name Raymond Mears
- Location A High Street Near You!
- Web http://positennui...
- Bio Self-styled 'Bushman' or pubic topiarist, has left the mean streets of Timbuktu to survive the urban jungle; machete porn enthusiast
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