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  1. Jerry Bruckheimer: "We felt Michael Bay was too understated and subtle to direct "Singularity" so we went with Roland Emmerich"
  2. With the ability to simply download a costume I don't see the fun in VR trick-or-treating.
  3. I'm sick of these bots trying to lure me to recombinantTNA.com via twitter. Stop asking if I want to get my major groove on with your clone
  4. I'm sorry Conan for that rant about exponential trends in the middle of your "In the Year 3000" sketch last night
  5. with just 102 followers I said my E-penis was huge, with 1000, lets just say I hear "please, just the first 9 inches" a lot
  6. What was reported as "The Million Man March" by Fox News turned out to be the line to the new film "Tyler Perry's Madea's Sassy New Robot"
  7. Should robots enslave humanity, you will find me cruising our post-apocalyptic hellscape in a hovercraft w/ a "shit happens" bumper sticker
  8. Is it possible to speak of Mandelbrot sets without thinking of Kosher pastries?
  9. The singularity community is much like Mt. McKinley. All white at the top, and while many aspire to, few reach the summit.
  10. My sexbot failed its Turing test when it moaned in ecstasy.
  11. Bill Joy just told me that he wipes his ass with his honorary degree from the Singularity Institute. Why the future doesn't need Bill Joy
  12. I am afraid that when I reinhabit my cryogenically preserved body that I will have to deal with terrible shrinkage.
  13. Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a human? A: We'll find out in 2045
  14. Q: How many Kurzweilians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: exponentially fewer each year
  15. To paraphrase Woody Allen, I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through resetting my telomeres
  16. Breaking News: With her landslide victory over Bobby Jindal, Sasha Obama becomes the 6th chancellor of United Prefectures 14-56.
  17. What I meant by "we can reproduce a human brain" is what I meant by "I can reproduce a piano in my synths": a cheap approximation at best
  18. Soon the Singularity will no longer be the rapture of the nerds, but rather, the rapture of the masses
  19. Great news everybody!! The Church of The Singularity has just been granted tax exempt status!!!
  20. Ted Kaczynski has wet dreams of my mailbox exploding