Rayke
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"shhhhhweeeeeeeeteeerrrrrrr!!!"- proper pronunciation of twitter according to @ when shitfaced- reported by @
about 12 hours ago
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Singing Pokerface loud as hell+ drunk as shit = @ taking my iPhone at
about 12 hours ago
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My new life mantra: "WWTSD - What Would The Situation Do?"
about 21 hours ago
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@- No ma'am. We have one in OKC too, you know. If I were in Tulsa I would have already called you up and embarassed myself by now.
9:12 PM Dec 17th
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Whoever said you could have "too much of a good thing" obviously hasn't been drunk at @ four times in the last week.
8:51 PM Dec 17th
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I think someone forgot to tell "Guy-That-Is-Single-Handedly-Keeping-The-80s-Alive" that the downtown ice skating rink is actually *outside*.
6:18 PM Dec 17th
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A Very Gilly Christmas: Two A-Holes In A Nativity Scene...
Best. Thing. Ever.
5:52 PM Dec 17th
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Am I the only one who thinks that the "Let It Snow" song is about embracing your crippling cocaine addiction?
2:14 PM Dec 17th
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The only good thing about working at the mall during Christmas Break?Checking customers ID's just to make sure they're old enough to hit on.
10:19 AM Dec 17th
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I love it when the bartender says "You're that guy from last night!" like it's a *bad* thing...
8:14 AM Dec 17th
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Having a penis means never being bored.
7:44 AM Dec 17th
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Me saying that the "Noteworthy" chicks on the Sing Off were HOT would require me admitting that I watched that show so I'll just stay quiet.
7:03 PM Dec 15th
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Children are just God's way of punishing whores.
5:37 PM Dec 14th
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I officially withdraw my statement about hating Bibles, because I now know that their pages make for wonderful rolling papers.
8:30 AM Dec 14th
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If any ladies are interested in joining my all-female political action 80's cover band, Van Palin, let me know.
7:23 AM Dec 14th
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Just recorded a new episode of Curbchecked. 14-hour work day starts in 7 hours. I hope you're ready for delirious hilariousisms and wit.
10:15 PM Dec 13th
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@ - WHAT'S WRONG WITH D&D????
10:14 PM Dec 13th
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BJ Penn made Diego Sanchez's face look like Octomoms vagina.
10:10 PM Dec 12th
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Joe Rogan's shirt should "submission of the night" for the chokehold they have on his nipples.
9:27 PM Dec 12th
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We're a little behind on watching but hearing a bloodied Clay Guida belch in the doctors face was the best thing ever.
8:54 PM Dec 12th
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- Name Ryan Drake
- Location Oklahoma City
- Web http://www.curbch...
- Bio - Student, brother, heroin junkie, S+M Freak, mescaline addict.
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