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  1. A positive of high unemployment? Everyone in Allentown, PA was able to attend Obama's afternoon speech today! 12:35 PM Dec 5th from web
  2. Tiger Woods such an amazing golfer, he hits more trees with automobiles than golf balls. 8:17 AM Nov 30th from web
  3. Maggie Rodriguez asking Adam Lambert about open mouth kiss at AMA's, "What about the children?" He did kiss a dude and not kids right? 4:39 PM Nov 25th from web
  4. WalMart open Thanksgiving night so shoppers can sleep next to Black Friday sale items. Only WalMart can cut prices & my dignity at same time 7:38 AM Nov 24th from web
  5. @archi_cat missing you lady, looked for you online, talk soon XXOO 3:58 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to archi_cat
  6. b/c any yahoo can mix anesthetic w/ thiopental sodium. Thanks Jay for going on CNN and being hush about it 3:57 PM Nov 22nd from web
  7. "Father of Lethal Injection" Jay Chapman, says he doesn't like talking about his cocktail 3:57 PM Nov 22nd from web
  8. Partying with @keithandthegirl & @brotherlove tonight. Catch us at 12 EST www.katg.com ! 2:14 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. Only one more year of Oprah, but then who's going to tell all the liberated women what books they're suppose to read? 10:32 AM Nov 20th from web
  10. Kellogg announces a nationwide shortage of Eggo Waffles. Haha! I've got two boxes that've been in my freezer since 2002, hello eBay! 7:28 PM Nov 19th from web
  11. While in China, Obama met up with his estranged brother. Isn't this how every Jean-Claude Van Damme movie starts? 6:24 PM Nov 18th from web
  12. Bob Dylan has a new Christmas album, perfect for anyone who loves hearing the song 'Jingle Bells' sung with sarcasm. 1:19 PM Nov 17th from web
  13. I wish Eric Mangini would fight Lebron's friend outside a nightclub so the Browns could send him back to the New York Jets. 5:56 PM Nov 16th from web
  14. RT Ray Devito's reaction to the woman who got her face rooned by the chimp: http://twitpic.com/pnmmf (via @ archi_cat) 11:54 AM Nov 15th from web
  15. Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes. I had an awesome day! 2:14 AM Nov 6th from web
  16. I'll be doing some shows in Erie, PA this week. Nov 5-7, get details here - http://tinyurl.com/yayshvs. Hope to see you there! 11:01 AM Nov 4th from web
  17. ¡SACAPUNTAS! tonight 8pm Bowery Poetry Club - Come out for some awesome comedy. 5:48 AM Nov 4th from web
  18. Hanging with @Keithandthegirl tonight! Listen/Watch KATG.com - Midnight EST 8:37 AM Oct 23rd from web
  19. Performing tonight in NYC for Comedy Central live show at Crash Mansion @ 8PM. Come out for some great comedy! 5:32 AM Oct 19th from web
  20. New York Times featured my video sketch on the front page of their Fashion & Style section (multimedia section): http://tinyurl.com/yhsebgh 9:37 PM Oct 13th from web