raycarling
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@ - Drivin' under the influence again? What will @ say? (Probably 'Same again Deano? Get 'e
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3:02 AM Jul 22nd
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@ Hey Chris, d'ya reckon glue will stop yer teeth fallin' out? I'll bet yer conkers it won't...
9:25 AM Jul 21st
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@ I don' watch much telly t' be 'onest. An' I don't really get these daft time travel shows - they're dead confusin'
11:04 AM Jul 20th
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@ But Aunt Sally though eh? I'd make 'er cheeks rosy...Oh aye...
10:59 AM Jul 20th
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@ Yeah, Pertwee was a bit of a fairy. If they made 'im any more fruity they'll 'ave Danny La Rue as the next Doctor.
10:54 AM Jul 20th
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Someone tells me we're 'avin' another Dr Who! 'bout bloody time! I can't stand Peter Davidson. They'll never better William Hartnell tho'...
9:08 AM Jul 20th
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@ So I've 'eard (wink wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!)
8:55 AM Jul 20th
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@ A CSE 1 in woodwork 'd get ya @'s job. 2 CSEs an' ya' go straight to SuperIntendent..
8:47 AM Jul 20th
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@ I dunno 'bout where you're from son, but in 1982 we're still usin' Earth years! D' ya not 'ave GCE Maths on your planet?
8:36 AM Jul 20th
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I can't believe it's been 13 years since 1st man on moon! I wonder 'ow long it'll be before they discover Life On Mars?
8:13 AM Jul 20th
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@ Eh up! 'ow's the twins?
9:25 AM Jul 17th
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@ Oooh. Calm down Pootle, don't get Shaz's knickers in a bunch!
9:24 AM Jul 17th
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@ Y' filthy tart! Does yer Mam talk like that? I bloody 'ope so...
9:17 AM Jul 17th
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@ Y' alright Pootle?
9:12 AM Jul 17th
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@ 'Sweety'?!? Friggin Nora! Careful Shaz, Chris'll 'melt in yer 'ands and not in yer mouth!'
9:11 AM Jul 17th
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@ Green 'n friggin' black??? I wouldn' eat 'em if I w' you luv! Take 'em back t' Dewhursts sharpish!
7:56 AM Jul 17th
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@ Eh...? Sod off! Y' bloody fairy...
7:45 AM Jul 17th
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@ If you got a look at my todger, you'd never eat cumberland sausage again.
7:20 AM Jul 17th
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@ Don't feel too bad Chris. It's just like a cock...just REALLY far away...
7:03 AM Jul 17th
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@ I'm 'oldin' me own, unlike @ - 'o needs tweezers...
7:02 AM Jul 17th
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- Name DS Ray Carling
- Location Fenchurch East
- Web http://www.bbc.co...
- Bio Saving the world from crime - One scrote at a time...
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