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  1. Every tweet that has #beatcancer today raises money for cancer research - lets hit a world record! Thinking of Dad today. Missing him.
  2. What the? Balloon Boy just said on AC360 that he didn't come out of hiding because:"You guys said. We did this for the show." Was it a hoax?
  3. Wow. Ballon Boy's Dad is a complete nutbar.
  4. Dreamt last night that I had lovely long flowing locks like Fabio. ??? Maybe it means I should grow-out my back hair into a luxurious pelt.
  5. I luuuv Glee so much, but I'm dying to know what the talented actors' singing voices sound like without all the creepy mechanical auto-tune.
  6. Check out FOF 1073 for AWESOME coverage and pics of the March on Washington. http://bit.ly/Id3dC The speeches got me all misty-eyed.
  7. Yay! Happy Birthday to me! Where's my cake?
  8. My #comfortbooks - the Tales of the City novels, the Thursday Next novels, Fancy Froglin's SEXY FOREST and Bigfoot: I Not Dead
  9. What the heck happened to The View? From Whoopie condoning child rape to Heidi of-all-people as a host? They've completely jumped the shark.
  10. Kanye West hates white-girl country singers for some reason. What a douche.
  11. My brain is now pudding. Thank you Bill Gates.
  12. I betcha that Sarah Palin resigned because somebody got wind that she's been "sparking" with randy-pants Mark Sanford.
  13. A territorial crow just conked me on the head outside my apartment building. Ow. I'm not sure if I should be annoyed or impressed.
  14. I don't get how these drug-pusher doctors manage to avoid prosecution after they dope their celeb clients to death. They should be in pr ...
  15. Holy Moly - CNN is actually talking about Iran again... I thought they had become the 24 hour Dead Michael Jackson Network.
  16. OW MY BALLS... I mean my head. Have you ever had a headache you could feel all the way down to your nuts?
  17. Urk. I don't understand how my allergies can be so completely different from one day to the next. Maybe I'm a pod-person today.
  18. I'm so very sorry for all my bros and hos in California. I'll gay-marry all of you if want to move to Canada!
  19. I'm very happy the Space-Men made it back to earth safe-and-sound.
  20. Idol is all over. Poo. Where am I going to get my weekly dose of twinkly glitter now?