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  1. Woke up in my garden this morning. This hangover is serious can barely type this.... about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Gok Wan just blew me a kiss. 1:13 AM Dec 4th from Tweetie
  3. @RayPeacock A chat show is it? Give Frank my regards. 4:03 AM Dec 3rd from Tweetie in reply to RayPeacock
  4. How fucking good is mad men? I'm off to Savile row to get sorted like Harry Crane. 4:11 AM Dec 2nd from Tweetie
  5. @kernalsandez Mad Men is incredible. Everything about it is spot on. Joan is something else, some of the best bangers I've seen. 1:30 AM Dec 2nd from Tweetie in reply to kernalsandez
  6. Night in watching Mad Men or a cheeky booty call?! You decide. If you pick the booty call also pick a page number. Cheers. 9:51 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  7. People who can't speak English are very annoying. 9:45 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  8. @kernalsandez too right she's still a fat lass. Shit jabs too. 7:23 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to kernalsandez
  9. Djing my mate Mingo's 40th next week. Can't wait to get back behind the wheels of steel. 6:45 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  10. Looking for some booty shakin' music recommendations?! 6:14 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  11. Just had a chicken madras for breakfast. Now that's some large living right there, Ave it!! 2:57 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  12. @kernalsandez spot on mate I can't be dealing with it. The mother should've took the kids home as soon as they started up.In the boozer now! 10:39 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie in reply to kernalsandez
  13. Fuck this noize I'm outta here. Need another resty in Kilburn?! 8:58 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  14. All children under the age of 5 should be banned from being in public. Some crying little sod has put me right off my risotto. 8:50 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  15. @kernalsandez yeah the wire was the nuts. Omar was the man. Who was your fave? 7:49 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie in reply to kernalsandez
  16. @kernalsandez oi kernal you remember goodnight sweetheart? Possibly the greatest show ever. Ron was a fuckin geezer on that. 6:54 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie in reply to kernalsandez
  17. Little known fact, I was approached to be the new Dr Who. I told 'em to fuck off. 6:39 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  18. Nicholas Lyndhurst is the greatest actor of the last 50 years. 2:41 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  19. Don't try this at home kids, whacked a few boroccas into a bottle of coke and shook it, place is a mess now. 6:47 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  20. @kernalsandez I'd say he'd be all over that, he'd spend most of that on booze and drugs but you'd get some kinda show. 6:22 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie in reply to kernalsandez