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  1. http://bit.ly/MVbno - Tragic. A patient died in the ICU cos of a electricity failure. Perhaps this power play is not what the doctor ordered
  2. Sunday means chores at home. Went to the plumber to get stuff fixed in the kitchen. I gave him the kitchen sink
  3. Damn, the rain gods must be really pissed off. Looks like the lightning is playing a sheet anger role
  4. DD turned 50 today. He needs to convert more of those into three figures
  5. Sigh. Another day in the office. Wish I could drive my Tracer Bullet through the reception and disturb the furniture
  6. Looks like Gary's new climactic mantra for the team is - "It doesn't matter where they come from, as long as they come"
  7. A chinese gentleman once commended me for reading from the front and my first reaction was "Duh!"
  8. I once tried setting the cat among the pigeons, but they were not amused. To exact revenge, they disturbed my furniture
  9. Up goes the finger and down comes the harassment suit
  10. Why do we restrict our teenagers so much? Why don't we let them play their natural game? They'd know exactly where the boundary line is
  11. Was on Orkut 2day, & the spelling there's appalling. There was this 1 kid who kept calling me ravshastri. He took his time to get his 'i' in
  12. This is libel - http://bit.ly/WGDSl . I know where my offstump is
  13. The roads in our colony are a pot-holed mess. I am calling up my friends to put together a game of street cricket. It's a great leveller
  14. Cricket is sex. We make them feel the heat by using the long handle, and snatch the momentum by tempting the batsmen into indiscretion.
  15. I once said - "It's all happening here", but a physicist pointed out that the statement violated quite a few known laws of the universe
  16. Gah. What's with all these survey takers in the mall? All of them seem to be polling in the corridor.
  17. Just saw a big kid beating up a small kid over a packet of chips. He was knocking him around for pringles
  18. Bought some local crafts on our way back. Lovely artwork. It was etched and I was taken.
  19. Got our neighbours together in a car & drove down to Matheran, but the drive was a disaster as the entire team was in the driving seat
  20. Saw the doc today. That decision is always a good toss to lose. I'd rather wait & watch. But the doc asked me to watch my weight instead