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  1. "I find it hard to be in the same room with you especially this 1 which looks like where Strawberry Shortcake & Holly Hobby come to hook up"
  2. "You'd have a better shot with the 3 breasted martian hooker from Total Recall."
  3. "You lie to your families at Christmas time?" "You really can't spell 'families' without 'lies.' Try it."
  4. "Daphne that's a really beautiful name it sounds like the name of a flower obviously I know its not a flower but it sounds like it could be"
  5. "You want to know the only problem here: he's doing this for comic effect, you're actually being serious!"
  6. Walked into 3 Day Suit Broker and was greeted with "Hey, its Humphrey Bogart! Saw your ship on the news, she is unbeleivable!"
  7. "Why am I crying? Will I accidentally listen to 'Come Sail Away' by Styx again?"
  8. "Sometimes I like to pour hot cocoa mix into cold milk and drink it like a cold hot chocolate; I call it special drink"
  9. Out to lunch at India's Tandoori with @theanimegoddess
  10. "If one more person urinates in your pool it could set of a chain reaction; then the pee will be on your hands."
  11. @skottieyoung Amazing game, it's a must own for everyone.
  12. Just updated my PSP as well, looks like they added the digital comics reader... now if there was only digital comics to read on it...
  13. Officially have my PS3 synched with my facebook... Yes, I'm that big of a dork
  14. "Don't be ridiculous. You were abducted, of course you need crepes."
  15. "Five counts of attempted murder. One count of indecent exposure. You don't suppose he tried to kill him with his..."
  16. IT got delivered a GIANT bar of chocolate today! http://pic.gd/0cf0c8
  17. "There is a storm building on the horizon but you and I will save the night. Chex mix, pretzels, baby carrots; predictable but appetizing."
  18. RT: @OasisandAllure: The final touches are underway on Oasis’ Central Park! One of two “living walls” pictured here http://twitpic.com/pvcq1
  19. "The ducks in my tub. They're whimsical because ducks have neither a need for nor the ability to use umbrellas."
  20. "Hello you've reached converse.com customer service and that's just great!"