raquelgs
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I LOVE it when my eight year old nephew calls me on my cell phone. I will do anything for that little boy.
about 15 hours ago
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Today my mom told me that NO ONE can beat me in burping.
6:00 PM Nov 20th
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I don't know why I'm saving the picture of lamb testicles my sister emailed me on my phone. My gut says I might need it someday.
8:49 AM Nov 17th
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I asked my mom if I was an obedient teenager. She said that I never gave her any problems. I kind of want to mess with her head now.
5:29 PM Nov 15th
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I'm alone in the theater watching Paranormal Activity. I'm not f*cking kidding.
11:38 AM Nov 15th
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Today I'm going to ask my mom if I was a pretty obedient daughter during my teenage years. I will let you know her response.
7:27 AM Nov 15th
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I want to understand why some men have a cat.
6:54 PM Nov 12th
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Ugh! This traffic, can't zumba tonight, hungry, sore legs and arms. Good thing I'm a badass!
3:52 PM Nov 12th
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Grrrraaagghhhh! I have not Zumba'd in eleven days. I will scratch your eyes out and rip you a new one. Grrrraaagghhhh!
7:05 PM Nov 10th
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My phone is burning up with incoming texts from family, my zumba instructor, AND A BOY.
5:19 PM Nov 10th
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Apparently, I say, "Really?" too much. Really?
12:11 PM Nov 10th
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Visiting friends in South Carolina. I have a four-month old baby sleeping on my chest. Her thighs are AAAAAAAAAWESOME!
2:13 PM Nov 9th
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If you only acknowledge the non-brown people who walk in to your business establishment, I have pity on you.
1:48 PM Nov 7th
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- Charleston, SC. Librarian conference time.
7:04 PM Nov 5th
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Some of the littlest librarians are here at this conference. Four-footers.
5:01 AM Nov 5th
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Really enjoyed my walk to my conference this morning until I almost freaked out about the flock of birds above me. Whew! No shit on me.
4:40 AM Nov 5th
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@ Good point. Although I probably would've STILL eaten there. lol
3:57 PM Nov 3rd
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Ugh! I hate it when I burp heavily and then breathe in heavily. Self-torture.
3:47 PM Nov 3rd
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I'm at a restaurant in Charleston, SC called STICKY FINGERS. Harharharharhar!
11:31 AM Nov 3rd
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Watching Michael Moore's Sicko. I should really live in Cuba or France. Amazing.
5:56 AM Oct 31st
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