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  1. We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything. about 1 hour ago from API
  2. DONE UP. Ruined by gaming and extravagances. Modern Term. -- from the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, by Captain Grose et al. about 2 hours ago from API
  3. Santa's Whiskers Need no trimmin' He kisses kids Not the wimmin Burma-Shave (1947) about 3 hours ago from API
  4. People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. -- Abigail Van Buren about 4 hours ago from API
  5. What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance? about 5 hours ago from API
  6. <blorpy> not only am i a big liberal coward who stands for nothing, but i'm also lazy, so i'm going to cut and jog about 6 hours ago from API
  7. Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty! about 7 hours ago from API
  8. All I kin say is when you finds yo'self wanderin' in a peach orchard, ya don't go lookin' for rutabagas. -- Kingfish about 8 hours ago from API
  9. TO HOP THE TWIG. To run away. CANT. -- from the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, by Captain Grose et al. about 9 hours ago from API
  10. LADDER. To go up the ladder to rest; to be hanged. -- from the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, by Captain Grose et al. about 10 hours ago from API
  11. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Mark Twain about 11 hours ago from API
  12. <Ze0> so, how's everything in the world of Quack? <LordHavoc> just ducky <Ze0> excellent, fried duck is mighty fine tasty. about 12 hours ago from API
  13. Oh wearisome condition of humanity! Born under one law, to another bound. -- Fulke Greville, Lord Brooke about 13 hours ago from API
  14. Microsoft is to Software as McDonalds is to Cuisine. about 14 hours ago from API
  15. nih0ngo: if you really liked the terrorists...you'd put them in a jar nih0ngo: and if you REALLY like them....you'd punch holes in the top about 15 hours ago from API
  16. "OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard." -- Dr. Joy about 16 hours ago from API
  17. HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST ... about 17 hours ago from API
  18. The half-life of Not Getting The Point is forever. -- Loudon Wainwright about 18 hours ago from API
  19. "Rusty? Help me out, and I won't ever call "netfilter" a heap of stinking dung again. Do we have a deal?" - Linus about 19 hours ago from API
  20. Sic transit gloria mundi. [So passes away the glory of this world.] -- Thomas `a Kempis about 20 hours ago from API