RandyTayler
- Oh, good. That's just great. Robots fueled by dead bodies. Good work, humanity. Nice hubris there. http://bit.ly/19MNLSabout 2 hours ago from web
- shyamalan (SHA ma lan) verb 1. to add a twist, or unexpected ending; 2. to go crazy and screw up your career with crappy storiesabout 5 hours ago from web
- @DarynTufts And in the movie, Dumbledore DIES! Does that happen in the book? Or was the director just shyamalaning things up?about 5 hours ago from web in reply to DarynTufts
- @1inAmelia When a neighbor mows their lawn at 6:00am, it's a cry for help. They need help salting their lawn, I mean. Be that help.about 6 hours ago from web
- AHHHHH! I missed a spot shaving, and now those little hairs are going to bug me all day! YOU WIN THIS ROUND, FACE!9:02 AM Jul 15th from web
- Maybe -- just maybe -- I could lose weight if I stopped saying "Go-go gadget body fat!" every day. #sproingflubbaflubbaflubba11:51 PM Jul 14th from web
- There are zero domain names available that contain the word money, or any synonym thereof. The last one to go was "gluepotmoneybaglady.info"10:04 PM Jul 14th from web
- We let our 3yr-old watch movies in bed when sick. Now when she starts jonesing for some Go Diego Go, she says her tummy hurts.3:41 PM Jul 14th from web
- @jordanlebaron I really am digging MediaTemple.net -- great service, good prices. None of the UPSELL YOU EVERYTHING crap that bluehost does.11:52 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to jordanlebaron
- @BrianLynch You saw that was satire, right?11:49 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to BrianLynch
- RT @randytayler I'm so funny that EVERY TWEET I MAKE should be retweeted.10:31 AM Jul 14th from web
- I'm so funny that EVERY TWEET I MAKE should be retweeted.10:31 AM Jul 14th from web
- My stupid brother @howardtayler is at an advanced screening of Harry Potter 6 right now. Hope it's awful. His viewing, anyway. #Crappiarmus!8:35 AM Jul 14th from web
- D'oh! How do I keep forgetting that eating sushi is always followed by sushi-breath? Yin-yang actually means "fish-breath" in Taiwaponese.7:31 PM Jul 13th from web
- Every single joke that makes fun of Twitter's 140 character limit: delightful. Each new Twitterer makes one; it's like watching a child lear1:27 PM Jul 13th from web
- Bill Cosby authored a book called "Fatherhood," so I trust his advice; gave my 3 yr-old a brownie for breakfast. Who's your daddy? Fat Guy.7:53 AM Jul 13th from web
- RT @rwessman Robyn: "Mommy, I'm feeling a little down." Dawn: "Why?" Robyn: "Because I can't fly."8:44 PM Jul 12th from web
- I think that a shrink-ray -- or any shrink-and-enlarge technology, ray or otherwise -- would have more disadvantages than advantages.2:07 PM Jul 12th from web
- Anybody want parts from a Dell Inspiron laptop? Fan, LCD screen, CD-ROM, 80gb hard drive.12:52 PM Jul 12th from web
- I enjoy using my position at church as an opportunity to make jokes in front of big groups of people. Reverence be damned! ...Or is that me?10:24 AM Jul 12th from API
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- Name randytayler
- Location Orem, UT
- Web http://randytayle...
- Bio Can you seriously believe I'm this bald?
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