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  1. Your New Home, Don't Hire a General Contractor until you read this! http://bit.ly/3TNc9f
  2. New Book Titles- "Mountain Climbing" by Hugo First
  3. New Book Titles- "Raising Mosquitos" by I. Itch
  4. New Book Titles- "Stop Arguing" by Xavier Breath
  5. New Book Titles- "Things to Do at a Party" by Bob Frapples
  6. New Book Titles- "The Philippine Post Office" by Imelda Letter
  7. Here is a comprehensive evaluation of diet products - http://bit.ly/6Hh0ja
  8. Dumb Instructions"For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack.
  9. Dumb Instructions"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.
  10. Dumb Instructions"Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
  11. You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
  12. New Dog Breeds-Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot
  13. How well is your dog groomed? http://bit.ly/PkmYg
  14. We dogs can understand human instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
  15. From, The Dog-If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
  16. From, The Dog-Why are there cars named after jaguar, cougar, mustang, the colt, the stingray, the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog?
  17. From, The Dog-When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
  18. From, The Dog-Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
  19. Not all coffee is equal, what's in your cup? - http://bit.ly/2WKx40
  20. Procrastinator's Creed - I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.