randyjeanne
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6:51 PM Oct 31st
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The luckiest chicks in the world are the ones who look good with their hair drawn back in a ponytail. Just bitching, er, sayin'.
12:18 PM Oct 13th
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Trying to decipher tweets. Why do some look like algebraic equations?
9:49 AM Oct 7th
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Dear Twitter: Hve you missed me? Please don't be jealous of Facebook! (And don't tell Blogger about our relationship)
3:44 PM Sep 24th
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Growing up at the age of 55 really sucks.
10:34 AM Jul 16th
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Today is the first day of the life I never wanted.
10:48 AM Jul 10th
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Wishing I were the girl on my twitter avatar right now. (That IS an avatar, right??)
3:05 PM Jul 9th
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Hospital cafeteria strangely empty on 4th. Patriots in good health.
4:50 PM Jul 4th
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Paging...paging...anyone seen my life? If so, please return. Handsome reward.
10:31 AM Jul 2nd
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Seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. No, not that light, not that tunnel.
10:01 AM Jul 1st
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Wishing the best of birthdays to a certain Laker-obsessed nephew.
10:15 PM Jun 30th
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Thinking I should have done more training in the area of caretaking. Y'know, like with kids, or something.
10:25 PM Jun 29th
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Quoting myself at the hospital: "Tell the ER doc to assign my brother to the bed next to my dad's. More bang from the visitation buck."
10:43 AM Jun 29th
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@ Woot! I'm thrilled and flattered!
10:11 AM Jun 29th
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in reply to BookEndsJessica
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Dear Travelocity: If you're gonna allow changes (albeit w/penalties), please hire more than the one guy in New Delhi to answer the phone.
11:13 AM Jun 26th
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Salivating over the prospect of dinner at Mama Rita's...Mmmmmm.
4:42 PM Jun 23rd
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@ Glad you specified 'with the wife'--*shudders* at the thought of you watching it alone
9:23 PM Jun 22nd
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in reply to BruinBrian96
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Oooh! Celebrating my win as literary agent Jessica Faust's Twitchwinner #2!!
1:52 PM Jun 22nd
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@ Menopausal mom and her midlife crisis ex reunite for the road trip from hell to mess with their daughter's wedding plans.
1:33 PM Jun 22nd
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in reply to BookEndsJessica
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Failed to refresh Twitter page before entering Bookends "twitchtfest"...wound up submitting after it closed. Wahhhhh.
1:16 PM Jun 22nd
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- Name Randy Bruskrud
- Web http://www.randyw...
- Bio I'm a sucker for rejection letters from agents and editors
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