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It's not that I see every problem as a nail, it's that I can't find the right goddamn hammer.about 6 hours agofrom Birdhouse
My definition of a good lunch is one that makes the universe a less complicated place.about 14 hours agofrom Tweetie
Calculating how much turkey I'd need to eat in order to force a tryptophan coma that would allow me to sleep through New Years.about 19 hours agofrom Tweetie
Paint just enough of the picture so they look long enough to make it theirs.4:49 PM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie
We hide the idea of impermanence, but even hidden -- it drives us.1:10 PM Nov 22ndfrom Bigbird
The stories they're telling you are far less interesting than the stories they're telling themselves.11:03 AM Nov 21stfrom Bigbird
The only reason I'm boarding this plane after being on planes 40 hours in the last two weeks is because it's going to Vegas. #baby9:02 AM Nov 21stfrom Bigbird
The more I think about what I need to do, the less I'll discover the thing that I don't know that I'm looking for.7:52 AM Nov 20thfrom Tweetie
