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  1. So exhausted I'm in tears.
  2. Why is it called your funny bone? Hand numbing and dizzy from pain is so NOT funny.
  3. Metrorail: The only place we Verizon users can feel superior to all y'all with iPhones.
  4. Watching a song sparrow catch lightning bugs.
  5. "Employees must wash your hands when using restrooms."
  6. Oversized mini-coverlet
  7. Mom pipes up during nurse staff orientation: "We have an artificial dog!"
  8. Windows XP with huge 800 x 600 display resolution on a Dell. Oh, what a user experience this is. No wonder the oldsters hate computers.
  9. @lifeabundantly But you've got Tabitha for which I am so jealous. I seriously need a Tabitha fix. Going for out for surrogate ice cream now.
  10. I'm not at the MTC reunion. Never mind where I actually am.
  11. @donnemo Yes, you are, and you should wear it proudly.
  12. Just saw a woman using the tongs to dine directly from a salad bar. Fully reaffirmed my buffet/salad bar policy.
  13. This is the sort of jackassery upwithwhich I will not put.
  14. The Jefferson's Current Events Club is discussing immigration as they're being served wine in crystal on silver trays by Somalian expats.
  15. I'm suddenly a fan of eyeliner.
  16. Holy cow. I'm gonna get to *walk* on this: http://www.corcoran.org/may... (@duien, maybe you, too, if we can get another ticket!)
  17. My mom just took her shirt off during dinner. Guess I know who's daughter I am.
  18. Oops. Forgot that in Arlington VA it's not OK to walk back home from Chipotle with the beer I didn't finish. #homesick
  19. Three nurses hired. Three to go for 24/7/365.
  20. Watching the DC fireworks from Mom's balcony.