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  1. Argh. I think I am getting a cold. Or else the world's mildest case of Swine Flu ever.
  2. goth kid talking us about the kids' foam weapons:he &friends playing this cool battle game, but the kid with the book moved out of state.
  3. Overheard at the Alaska State Fair today: "Don't put your tongue in that." I didn't turn around. I don't want to know.
  4. No one should die because they cannot afford health care, and no one should go broke because they get sick.
  5. As of Sunday I will have three teenagers. Tess is gonna be 13. And Zeke will soon hit 20. I suddenly feel v. old.
  6. Top Tip: never ever go to Costco while craving chocolate. You end up with pounds and pounds of candy bars...not necessarily a good thing...
  7. Are apple cores bad for dogs? Cause Mojo and Abe love them. I bite into a crispy apple, they begin the long stare, willing me to eat faster.
  8. Project Runway. America's Next Top Model. Hell's Kitchen. 3 reasons I do not have time to become a nuclear physicist.
  9. Moose get warts too.Big ugly but benign ones.Still.You see a moose, you want to feel like taking a photo, not a shower. http://tiny.cc/z17KL
  10. sunshine in Anchorage. There is a god. And she apparently doesn't hate me. :)
  11. Here's a thought. How about we stop lying about health care reform and have a real conversation? that would be refreshing.
  12. reading twitter instead of the 50 really important and crucial things I have to do today. v. bad plan.
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  14. My governor is an embarrassment. This BS w/ Letterman is pathetic grasping for attention.
  15. Stupid volcano v. annoying,Threatening to blow right when I m 2 finally get outta Alaska 2 see fam.All must pray 2 volc gods no ash on tues
  16. It's 56 degrees. In Anchorage, 56 is like being just outside gates of hell. Almost hot, in other words.deeply weird after life in Tucson.
  17. I just ordered Pride and Prejudice and Zombies...P&P rewritten now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem. Can't wait to get it!
  18. Actually I love Alaska. Even if we still have snow and are yet to hit 55 degrees...I could still be in Tucson where it's already hit 100.
  19. Possible snow mixed with rain tomorrow night. Quick somebody remind me why I thought moving to Alaska was gonna be awesome!
  20. it's 50 degrees! am considering breaking out the slip'nslide or perhaps some nude roof sunbathing. happy not to be in Tucson. 100 there. ugh