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  1. @nuwavkingdom I should have. I swear, he kept going "Wowww" in that CWalken way. And then he'd talk like him. It was so weird!about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to nuwavkingdom
  2. Inside Target. Some kid nearby just did a stellar Christopher Walken impression. Pretty sure it wasn't intentional but I hope to God it was.about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. @Joe_Murder I stand corrected. You have apparently thought this through... To frightening extents even. Well done.about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Joe_Murder
  4. @Joe_Murder Plausible idea. But how will you tape up that last hand if everything else is already taped up? Yer plan needs more planning! :pabout 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Joe_Murder
  5. Happy Anniversary @sween & @damselesque! I imagine yr marriage as a delicate balance betwn love/romance & floppy clown shoes/slide whistles.about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. @Murder_Maiden @vivaciousrivet ROFLOLOLOL!!! Yeah! What Smash said! ;-)about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. Today, my brain just refuses to go. I've tried everything short of licking an electrical socket & that's just because it's too low to reach.about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. @LucyKateHopkins Good luck, Lucy! Tape should only be worn on the face for fun! :)about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to LucyKateHopkins
  9. Oh! Thanks to my bro for the use of his truck. If this apt thing doesn't work out, I think I'm just gonna pay you rent & live in that thing.10:52 PM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  10. Bed procured! No more sleeping on the floor! Nick & Peter = awesome. Even helped haul up my tv that looks like it's straight out of 1983.10:24 PM Nov 8th from UberTwitter
  11. Last night was fun. I like my friends. I think I'll keep 'em (and probably won't eat them should I ever become a zombie).7:28 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  12. Sitting @DMRcom headquarters. Wind from the bass in the speakers is blowing my hair so I feel like I'm in a Cover Girl ad from the late 80s.4:41 PM Nov 7th from web
  13. Dig DJing stuff? Be sure to tune in to @DMRcom rt now. Angelo's on from 3-4pm, then Nick Transmission from Hex RX is up. http://is.gd/4PRvd3:37 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  14. @nuwavkingdom Correct. If I ever go on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, you are totally gonna be my lifeline!12:23 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter in reply to nuwavkingdom
  15. Protip: Taiwan is *not* Thailand and vice versa. Neither is Nebraska, but who cares?11:56 AM Nov 7th from web
  16. I put the "suck" in "succeed". Wait. There isn't a "suck" in "succeed"? Fail.10:48 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  17. @nuwavkingdom Oh! Tony Danza was the meme of the day. Tony Danza also does not any underwear when he goes to church... probably.10:22 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to nuwavkingdom
  18. @nuwavkingdom Como?? Also... HI!!! :)9:10 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to nuwavkingdom
  19. @Heidibluegirl What's funny is I saw your tweet & my stomach dropped to my knees because I wasn't sure. I had to check. And yes. Yes, it is.9:04 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to Heidibluegirl
  20. True facts: In 1991, Tony Danza put baby in a corner. And Patrick Swayze didn't say one damned thing about it.8:47 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck