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  1. "when a naked man chases a woman into an alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he's not collecting 4 the red cross" Dirty Harry
  2. Taking a break and watching Dirty Harry. Never seen it before
  3. Smashwords is now partnered with Amazon, distributing to Kindle! http://bit.ly/4OVxXu
  4. @scribofelidae I can make my writing meetings all December! <= Fantastic news!!
  5. Hilarious Twilight review by @spillcrew NSFW http://bit.ly/8DD75a
  6. Commented on this fantastic article regarding self pubs and indies: http://bit.ly/59SxfK
  7. @willhawthorne The conditional altruistic sayings are the worst. They get a little miffed when you call Bullsh** on them though. hehe
  8. @jen_b: "Les Confetti" = le winner. The synopsis itself gives me nightmares. <= sh! I don't want it genred as horror! s'posed to be lit! :D
  9. @willhawthorne: I may have to start unfollowing all these business and life "coaches." Way too peppy. <= That was a project for me last week
  10. Today was my day off. It's almost over. What the hell happened?
  11. @lifeledlearning The outpouring support for Les Confetti is staggering! Maybe I'll take the 5 day screenplay challenge with it. :)
  12. I'll write Les Confetti after NaNoWriMo. haha!
  13. 3/3 & was in a coma for years. Then he becomes a clown, & starts getting depressed all over again. I'll call it "Les Confetti"
  14. 2/3 by a unicycle & wakes up in the hospital w/the realization that he's really an orthodontist w/a wife & 3 kids
  15. 1/2 I should write a Literary novel about a sad clown who quits clowning & sees clowns everywhere he goes. Then he gets hit in the head
  16. How impressive is literary fiction, really? http://bit.ly/570D1 (excellent set of articles here)
  17. @heatherayris what I'm saying is that only the least industrious, & most research allergic self pubs or indies will dole out $ for services
  18. @heatherayris I also write full time as a profession and have no agent, publisher, or marketer. It costs me $0.00
  19. @heatherayris: With self-publishing you pay to publish and earn $ -- maybe. <=Totally wrong. I haven't paid for pub svc in 6yrs
  20. *brain dead