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  1. RT @ranchomiller: I am simultaneously attracted and repelled by this video. http://bit.ly/2DCm0s
  2. I am simultaneously attracted and repelled by this video. http://www.bobdylan.com/#/m...
  3. YESSSS!!!!!!! RT @VOM_USA: RT @Iran30: PRAISE THE LORD! Maryam & Marzieh free after 259 days in prison. http://bit.ly/4E2SqY
  4. RT @FakeAPStyle: When interviewing lawyers on camera, film them in front of a bookshelf full of law books--this will prove they can read
  5. Christian schools are public schools with prayer.
  6. a little unusual for Joe, eh? RT @Pumpkinoel: @ranchomiller Interesting song ... very mellow ...
  7. Yalla Yalla is in my head. http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  8. RT @FakeAPStyle: As a rule, animals that are "adorable" (dogs, cats, dolphins) cannot also be called "delicious," "tasty" or "shootable"
  9. RT @FakeAPStyle: To ensure that a source is not a vampire, interview them during the day and inside a house made of garlic and crosses.
  10. RT @FakeAPStyle: Rather than "swine flu," refer to the current pandemic as "Panic! Panic! We're all gonna die a horrible death! PAAAAAANIC!"
  11. RT @religionnews: Israel Charges Extremist With Attempted Murder Of Messianic Family: http://bit.ly/15e2Rd - #religion
  12. RT @FakeAPStyle: Much like Attorneys or Surgeons General, "Sloppies Joe" is the plural form of this delicious sandwich.
  13. RT @thecrackshot: you know your hardware has an interesting problem when the support guy calls it a "phenomenon"...
  14. RT @michellemalkin: Happy 234th Birthday, U.S. Marines Corps! http://bit.ly/1mGFyj
  15. RT @charlesdavis84: Simply for entertainment's sake, more newspapers should be run by creepy messianic cults.
  16. RT @SamaritanMin: Fight for health care freedom isn't over yet: http://bit.ly/1qE9Mu
  17. RT @michellemalkin: Roll Call reporting that House Dems will hold hlthcare vote this Saturday at 6pm. - http://bit.ly/1GuV9h (via @andyroth)
  18. @greatwolf Which makes my life easier. Thank goodness for SQL services reporting services.
  19. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Stories abt ppl who claim 2 have psychic abilities must always B written as though they arnt liars, 4 sum reason.
  20. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Do not use "Whoomp! There it is!" unless it actually is there.