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ralphwiggum

  1. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
  2. I'm Idaho!
  3. I ate too much plastic candy.
  4. I glued my head to my shoulder. Now I have two owies!
  5. I ate the blue ones. They taste like burning.
  6. I dress myself!
  7. Your toys are fun to touch! Mine are all sticky.
  8. Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever!
  9. What's a diorama?
  10. I ate the blue ones! They taste like... burning.
  11. My cat's breath smells like cat food.
  12. And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.
  13. I found a moonrock in my nose!
  14. I bent my wookie.
  15. I LOVE Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up I'm going to MARRY HER!
  16. I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
  17. Me fail English? That's unpossible!
  18. That's where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!
  19. Daddy, these rubber pants are hot!
  20. I dress myself!