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  1. Just finished up my daughter's 4th birthday party and I am the one that needs a nap.
  2. Wearing a sleeveless shirt and I just realized I have a really prominent farmer's tan. My journey to redneckdom is now complete.
  3. Hot Alien/Asian lesbian sex. Just one more reason to watch #Torchwood. http://twitpic.com/94jnm
  4. WTF?? I just sat down to watch this week's #harpersisland to find out it's a repeat. Isn't this supposed to be a summer mini-series?!
  5. My very first iPhone recommended app is not what you might think. It's called 'elephant' and it's for little kids and is just damn cute.
  6. @danadearmond and so many of those nonexistent small dicks are probably rubbing themselves out to to you regularly.
  7. The irony of covering the scratched case of my new 3GS with the case from a phone I didn't want is not lost on me. http://twitpic.com/93vme
  8. @chluaid better smug than stupid I always say. Ok, maybe not always. Or ever. But I might start.
  9. @lovestoclimb and contrary to the early review, you managed to stay awake through it yes?
  10. Canada has given the world poutine, maple syrup, universal health care and Rachel McAdams. You're welcome. Happy Canada Day.
  11. @lovestoclimb @zoth I haven't told anyone that story in awhile. It goes without saying that superwife loves me telling that one at parties.
  12. If transformers 2 was like doing coke off of a hooker's ass, the hooker was played by Megan Fox and the blow was the expensive stuff.
  13. Megan Fox looks really really good with her mouth open. I'm just saying.
  14. Sitting down to enjoy #MeghanFox 2. I mean Transformers 2. Same thing mebbe?
  15. RT @mashable: Natalie Portman Not Dead Either [Bogus Internet Rumors] - http://bit.ly/lQnw5
  16. Thia is an analogue for my life. I think I'm doing all right but things are really totally out of control: http://twitpic.com/8pxf6
  17. between yesterday helping my boy @zoth and today with the surprise all day yardwork I need to go to work tomorrow so I can relax.
  18. Oh happy day! The all day no time to relax so instead do workathon with the inlaws continues!
  19. I forgot what a great show #torchwood is. If you haven't yet watched it and you like anything, give it a try.
  20. In anticipation of the impending #Torchwood 3rd season, I have decided to rewatch the series from scratch., starting right now.