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Shouldn't it be Pepsi bottles & Legoes? Via @drunkalette Good point.4 minutes ago from mobile web
MJ's remains currently being recycled into Coke bottles and fleece.about 2 hours ago from mobile web
@wilw Go crazy?about 3 hours ago from web in reply to wilw
@quincytweets "I'm raining on the inside. My heart wells up with tears that start to pour..."about 3 hours ago from web
@Drunkalette Things are good, sister! I'm glad you're twatting!about 3 hours ago from web in reply to Drunkalette
RT I just can't eat Mexican anymore. They scream too much when I bite them... and give me gas. @FriedWordsabout 3 hours ago from web
@quincytweets El Shaddai?about 3 hours ago from web
@jtrem13 Happy Birthday! Sorry work's being such a cunt. I'll see what I can do.about 3 hours ago from web
I'd bet 9 times out of 10, when the word epic is used, it isn't really necessary.about 17 hours ago from web
Mmmm, cheeseburger http://bit.ly/1acjtOabout 22 hours ago from web
I made it out of Walmart alive. Have decided to forgo the suicide. Thanks for all your kind words.about 23 hours ago from web
@dvdsea Thanks for the tip. Knowing Walmart, it's probably on sale for a reduced price. Lucky me!9:12 AM Jul 12th from web
I'm going to Walmart on a Sunday. Then I'm going to kill myself. It'll be awesome.8:56 AM Jul 12th from web
@countingcrows Can't wait to see you guys in Redmond!10:52 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to countingcrows
It'll take a lot worse than that, @DefyEntropy !10:19 PM Jul 11th from web
BEATLES! Ironic.3:07 PM Jul 11th from web
I just found out that a friend of mine cannot name a single Beattles song. He may have to be dead to me.3:06 PM Jul 11th from web
Jesus only lived to be 33. So technically, I'm better than Jesus at something... (via @FriedWords )2:11 PM Jul 11th from web
The hills are alive with the sound of Nazis. #firstdraftmovies1:22 PM Jul 11th from web
Would you kindly be quiet, Donny? #firstdraftmovies1:16 PM Jul 11th from web