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How do you know you're truly a hypochondriac? You think you're dead.about 8 hours agofrom txt
@joelmchale It's cool that your verified man. I plan on verifying myself to make sure I'm me. It's important I know who I really am.about 10 hours agofrom web
@DavidShuster Sen. Schumer's line in the sand? Has he been playing on the beach? He should go back to work.about 19 hours agofrom web
How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hard to tell, they all scatter when the light goes on.3:19 AM Jul 8thfrom txt
What do you call a parrot who falls into the cotton candy machine? A Polly-cotton blend!6:27 PM Jul 6thfrom txt
BioI love KISS and most all classic rock, I love animals. I collect records and scary movies rock! I'm a goof. I think I was put on this earth to goof off.