@cwgabriel More dick and fart jokes.

@racheljoon I know a female co-worker who has the same problem with her MIL. The co-worker and her husband are both of Pakistani descent.

Still not convinced there is enough snow on the ground to start the snowblower. Just a part of refusing to accept winter has arrived.

@marcmaron Just started listening to your podcast this week; smart and funny. Thanks for the great content!

So confused…I heard the Black Keys on @siriusxmhits1 this morning. When did Top40 stations start playing good music?

RT @pattonoswalt: Thank you for this, SNL. Seriously, you have no idea: bit.ly/zJxtKJ

If you are incapable of reading a bit of text on Wikipedia's home page, you should not be allowed to use the Internet: bit.ly/AEdvze

Twitter search for 'wtf wikipedia' is both amusing and sad: twitter.com/#!/search/wtf%…

@Jay_Lu Yup. We tried to go there for lunch today and found it closed.

@yelling_bird Tell @jephjacques that the QC RSS feed is out of date.

@racheljoon Glad you finally received the package. Hope you like the gifts!

@racheljoon Santa brought me the "nifty 50" for my camera. LOVE IT! Also, be sure to check your mail soon. :)

yfrog.com/od56566224j @possiblytully @ellismate @radiotfb Someone didn't proof the DDD shirts well enough.

Vanity Fair on the TSA: "...all those security measures accomplish nothing, at enormous cost." Follow the money! vnty.fr/u39HAY

Louis C.K. made over $200K in 4 days selling his latest standup special for $5 a pop via his website - buy.louisck.net/statement

OH: Where do you think tongue depressors come from?

Louis C.K. releasing his latest stand-up special online only for $5 - laughingsquid.com/comedian-louis…

@ruhlman Oops. Ignore my last tweet...was looking at the fry pans.

@ruhlman The All-Clad saucier you recommended in your gift guide comes in three sizes. Which do you recommend?

For an agency that should be focused on service, my local @uspsconnect experience has been terrible. No wonder they are losing money.