radishly
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so hard to unhear that damn clock once I finally hear it ticking.
10:33 PM Nov 17th
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totally weirded out by the "sunset menu" available for the 65 and older crowd at the restaurant tonight.
9:02 PM Nov 14th
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chocolate panini. it takes a bite or two to acclimate, and then it's all yum.
5:24 PM Nov 12th
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poodles are dogs. puddles are wet.
2:18 PM Nov 8th
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precious, coveted piece of blank paper. i'd forgotten you.
6:32 PM Nov 7th
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@ Me either. I blame the boy.
10:47 AM Feb 23rd
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in reply to wildsheepchase
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@ Congratulations!
5:24 AM Dec 1st, 2008
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in reply to rabbittell
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Help! I'm surrounded by cake!
9:57 AM Nov 22nd, 2008
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@ Now you're off.
9:33 PM Nov 20th, 2008
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@ That's ok. Just make everything else harder. :)
9:24 PM Nov 20th, 2008
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in reply to rabbittell
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@ Erm. I hate to tell you this, but it sounds like you might have eaten it.
9:09 PM Nov 20th, 2008
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Quick, someone insult me. I've finally got someplace to deliver those tardy clever comebacks!
5:56 PM Nov 20th, 2008
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Have my one liners always been this lame or is twitter seriously cramping my brain?
9:59 AM Nov 20th, 2008
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I wonder what kind of bug that is in my lung.
5:47 PM Nov 18th, 2008
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Nothing says "home" like pee on the bathmat.
8:52 AM Nov 17th, 2008
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Back from the beach back from the beach back from the beach. Fuck.
8:22 PM Nov 16th, 2008
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To the beach to the beach to the beach to the beach!
9:19 AM Nov 14th, 2008
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Son: "You can laugh and smile, but you CAN NOT cry."
11:07 AM Nov 13th, 2008
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What's a bogger?
8:22 PM Nov 11th, 2008
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At least my cough is productive.
10:49 AM Nov 10th, 2008
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