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  1. Hang 'em High...no, a little higher...no, a little higher than that...no, you know what? I'll just hang 'em myself. #failedwesterns
  2. Random factoid of the day: the largest cherry-producing country in the world is Turkey. Thanks, Wikipedia!
  3. "Our cranberry relish is a tantalizing blend of dried cranberries, pineapple, O.J., raisins, onions, & jalapenos w/balsamic vinegar." // Ew…
  4. .@KittenCrush: "Do you know how weird it is that I produce *milk*?!? It's just so…" RB: "Mammalian?"
  5. @moorjames Believe me, it's hardly my choice. Client picked it. I had no say.
  6. I love how even the simplest of tasks seems to stymie GoDaddy. Me: "FTP this one file, GoDaddy." [minutes pass] GD: "What?" *headdesk*
  7. .@matjb "I haven't gotten any mentions on Twitter today." Okay, here's one. :)
  8. http://tinyurl.com/nkdva8 - Heh. Newtonian physics as applied to toddlers. Entropy? What's that?
  9. Okay, two nights of minimal sleep, I'm ready to shuffle our schedule around.
  10. Forget "free as in speech" vs. "free as in beer." It's more like "free as in free to waste hours figuring out my dodgy code."
  11. ATTENTION OPEN SOURCE DEVELOPERS: A Google Group is not a viable substitute for actual documentation, you lazy, lazy developer.
  12. Oh man, I forgot about the newborn sleep deprivation. I've had like four Coke Zeroes this morning and I'm still not up to functional yet.
  13. Sophie HATES having her fingernails clipped. It takes both of us just to hold her down, she fights so hard.
  14. One thing we've learned about Gideon so far is that he is a LEGENDARY pooper and farter. I mean Poop and Fart Hall of Fame, first ballot.
  15. I hear there is some sort of movie coming out? Henry Porter and the Anemic Regent or something like that? Is that some sort of indie flick?
  16. Wondering when Michæl Jackson will finally stop trending on Twitter. (Not interested in contributing to the month-long madness.)
  17. I can't say "Jeff Goldblum" without saying it like "Uh…J-Jeff…uh…G-Gold…uh…Goldblum" and then smirk and pretend to chew gum.
  18. Two words, National League fans: DESIGNATED HITTER. That is all. #allstargame
  19. First Contact http://post.ly/1I3e
  20. We're home!