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  1. Ladies and gentlemen, your NFC East leaders, the Dallas Cowboys. Woooo!
  2. Come on, Cowboys. Let's put these Eaglets away so we can all go to bed.
  3. "Achoo!: The Memoirs of William Henry Harrison" #worldsthinnestbooks
  4. Cowboys offensive line offsides penalty count: 1. (1st quarter, 8:45)
  5. I think the exact phrase I used was "a nice, quiet Sunday at home." Two years of parenthood, I still haven't learned that it doesn't exist.
  6. The one thing that helps clear up Gideon's cough? Crying. This is a clear "cure is as bad as the disease" kind of situation.
  7. Just preordered Star Trek and Up from Amazon for $24.99 (plus a $1.00 copy of A Christmas Carol to push it for free shipping).
  8. We've secretly replaced the Houston Texans with a team that's actually pretty good. Let's see who notices.
  9. Parenthood: sacrificing watching Sunday NFL Countdown so your sick daughter can watch Imagination Movers.
  10. Helping us pack a diaper bag. Such a big helper. (Notice what she's put in the bag.) http://post.ly/BzaV
  11. BREAKING: Gideon's first word is "mama." Of course, he sounds sick and is whining it, but still…first word.
  12. This week can officially go jump in a lake.
  13. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? http://www.dumbjokesthatare... from @oatmeal
  14. Killeen just freaks me out, the Luby's massacre, now Fort Hood… Killeen also has the U.S.'s highest burglary rate. Even higher than Detroit.
  15. After one episode, V > FlashForward. Why? 1/4 of the cast of Firefly > 1/4 of the cast suppressing English accents.
  16. Oh yeah, it's Election Day. Oops.
  17. Someone needs to tell Giada that it ceases to be a pizza the moment you put spinach and squash on it. #foodnetworkpeoplearecrazy
  18. VHF #unseenprequels
  19. 12 Men Upset at Having to Rearrange Their Schedules to Accommodate Jury Duty #unseenprequels
  20. I love the end of Daylight Savings Time. Beautiful sunshine in the morning keeps my circadian rhythm happy.