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  1. Lydia: "Maybe after 2 weeks straight of nothing but U2 you'll be their biggest fan." Me: "Yeeeeah...that's called Stockholm Syndrome." about 11 hours ago from Birdhouse
  2. It's a musical. That means there is singing. And the girl sitting behind me knows all the words. 7:41 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  3. At a Nativity play. I wish at least one of the cast members looked even a tiny bit Jewish. Instead they all look like Mormons from Utah. 6:32 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  4. "Troy. ARE? YOU? DEAF? I said my office. IMMEDIATELY." My boss needs to have his loudspeaker privileges revoked. Or be sued. Either way. 10:05 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  5. Hey coworker, it's cute you're trying so hard to flirt with but I swear if you touch one more thing on this table I'll amputate your hands. 9:40 AM Dec 1st from Tweetie
  6. '...it just really surprised me that he said I was counter-culture.' 'really? you have blue hair. and thorns where your earrings should be.' 7:58 AM Dec 1st from Birdhouse
  7. Don't make bargains with God. He has a crappy sense of humor. 8:42 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  8. I operate on a strict "don't ask, don't tell" policy. If I don't ask how your weekend was it means I don't want you to tell me. 7:59 AM Nov 30th from Birdhouse
  9. @Mishimmy she's already got it. 2:13 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to Mishimmy
  10. so...if no one wants these Wave invites i think i'll incorporate them into a sculpture. along with about a hundred gmail invites. 2:08 PM Nov 29th from web
  11. Okay I take it back because now he's listening to Creed and I think it might actually kill me. 10:04 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  12. Yelled at bro for texting while driving. He takes revenge by playing 3 doors down. Jokes on him. I've been listening to U2. I'm invincible. 10:00 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  13. Sister: 'Who is Edward Cullen?' Me: LOLZ! Sister: 'Why is that funny? Who is he?' Oh, how I love that girl. 9:26 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  14. 'Oh sorry. I wasn't actually staring at you. My head just got stuck that direction and my eyes glazed over.' 4:48 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  15. Congratulations @todaywasawesome!! He is beautiful. 6:46 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie in reply to todaywasawesome
  16. The first and probably last Polaroid I will ever take of the pacific ocean. http://yfrog.com/3lu65j 3:52 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  17. my sister and i are on opposite sides of a queen size bed talking via fb chat. if being introverted is a game i just leveled up. 8:22 PM Nov 26th from web
  18. i am thankful for Wes Anderson. 8:04 PM Nov 26th from web
  19. Being surrounded by 10 nieces and nephews and assorted other children has helped me realize I'm gonna make a terrible mother someday. 2:23 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  20. I'm lonely for New York tonight. 6:18 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie