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  1. sthorwall
    sthorwallNow dating @Rachelskirts. Damn cat ladies. http://tinyurl.com/n7x559
  2. Rachel S.
    RachelskirtsThis announcement is a bit late (needed the blessing of the International #CatLady Society), but YAY @sthorwall IS MY BOYFRIEND NOW! SQUEEE!
  3. BurnDark
    ianismsSo I almost sat on a bird that was in a car yesterday.
  4. sthorwall
    sthorwallSurreptitiously belligerent velcro is the bane of my existence.
  5. Adam S.
    Skittle_BrainsOoo fireworks! Happy 11th of July everybody!
  6. Adam S.
    Skittle_BrainsSad, really. I had my phone on loud all evening and I didn't even know. #nofriends
  7. Ben Compton
    bcomptonI was worried for a while, but apparently my wife only uses facebook to show me photos of her high-school classmates' ugly babies.
  8. Katie Rose
    katefeetie"Stop buying scarves. You have too many scarves," said my mom, AS IGNOREDLY.
  9. Tim Siedell
    badbananaThankfully, my perimeter defenses worked. The doorbell alerted me of human presence so I stayed away from the door.
  10. Tim Siedell
    badbananaThere's a guy going door to door on our street. I'm raising the threat level to Orange.
  11. Josh Hopkins
    thedayhascomeMy wife plays a mean passive-aggressive sad trombone after sex.
  12. Tim Siedell
    badbananaIran claims it has successfully cloned a cow. Not sure how Ahmadinejad plans to destroy Israel with it.
  13. Theresa
    zoloraOh hello, elderly landlord. No pants for you today, I see.
  14. Tony Delgrosso
    Tony_DThose two guys from the Sonic commercials sure do like fast food. And spending creepy amounts of time together in that little car.
  15. sthorwall
    sthorwallYou know what they say: Behind every good man is Make me a sandwich!
  16. LovelyAnomaly
    LovelyAnomaly"Don't touch anything! You may get hepatitis." God, I love "10 Things I Hate about You."
  17. dshan
    dshanahanI'm an alarmingly mediocre kickball player. It's for the kids though. Thanks to twitter for the money raised!
  18. Joel Dueck
    joeldI've been told that my shoulders are "beyond the pale." Hence the rolled-up sleeves while I'm roofing.
  19. Ticklish Junk
    tjJudging from the sounds coming from the bathroom, The Boy is either pooping or turning into Hulk. Something monstrous, for sure. I hope Hulk
  20. Tony Delgrosso
    Tony_DFavrd : Pulitzer :: favstar/Tweetiorite : America's Got Talent