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Holiday Party Icebreaker #1: Ask people when their birthday is and tell them when they were likely conceived. And how.about 18 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
My greatest accomplishment of 2009 was when a boy who was close to my face (score!) told me my makeup smelled expensive.5:58 PM Nov 28thfrom web
Sometimes I REALLY have my shit together. Other times, I look down and realize I'm wearing a Mohammed Ali t-shirt inside out and backwards.5:14 PM Nov 28thfrom TwitterBerry
I get it, Stanley, 44 years in the airline business. Can everyone PLEASE stop singing in french. Momma needs to sleep.10:03 AM Nov 27thfrom web
Who is the comic that does the bit about a captain that's retiring so they make 500 announcements during the flight? That's happening now.10:03 AM Nov 27thfrom web
