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  1. If u have some good key words, twitter search is pretty useful
  2. It doesn't matter who she is, but if she's happy, everyone's happy
  3. the people from jim called. i guess they miss me.
  4. Grosse pointe blank is the best black comedy for my money.
  5. People give me far too much information.
  6. I can't be guitar-soaked enough.
  7. I just found a worm type creature in my pistachios. This may be the end of our two year relationship.
  8. Quit nagging me with your music, Coldplay.
  9. I'm looking at the samllest giant d-bag in the car behind me. He's really, really little but clearly very douche
  10. I am a white wine reduction genius
  11. I'm celebrating my glorious hair today
  12. Smells like fresh donuts at my house. Not sure how I managed this without a d-nut in sight. Mmmmm.
  13. The staff at my office max is consistently not very sharp
  14. Hostess most on tequila
  15. Welcome back, trusty soft shell. Missed ya
  16. I'm having a tough time doing twitters now that I'm so used to facebook statuses being all rachel fitzwater is
  17. My home's exterior looks especially good today
  18. It feels like there's a broken bone in my hand
  19. october always makes me want to go to vegas.
  20. I eat meat like nobody's business