racecarboobtat
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Made it home. Time to crash.
27 minutes ago
from Twinkle
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And the piñata was full of candy AND whisky! Lol
about 3 hours ago
from Echofon
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It's piñata time!
about 3 hours ago
from Echofon
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Oh god, the line dancing has started.
about 4 hours ago
from Twinkle
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My brother's girlfriend's mom is playing beer pong. Lol
about 4 hours ago
from Twinkle
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Surprised the broski. He got a racecarboobcake.
about 5 hours ago
from Echofon
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In time, the truth will be revealed. Yet, the truth will be irrelevant because in time, you'll no longer have any feelings about the truth.
about 7 hours ago
from Twinkle
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Really not excited about driving to BFE south of Sugar Land for my brother's surprise party.
about 8 hours ago
from Twinkle
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@ Hobby Lobby, Michaels, JoAnns Fabric, etc.
about 14 hours ago
from Twinkle
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@ That's so wrong. Lol.
about 14 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to falaris
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Who would you rather bang, Amanda Knox or Casey Anthony?
about 14 hours ago
from Twinkle
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FYI, the poison is in the relish jar, the mayo is in the poison jar & the shampoo is in the mayo jar.
about 15 hours ago
from Twinkle
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First day this week I haven't had a Lean Pocket. Can't believe I'm so excited to choose my lunch.
about 15 hours ago
from Twinkle
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While I do appreciate casual Fridays, has anyone considered casual sex Fridays? Now THAT would be employee retention.
about 19 hours ago
from Twinkle
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I've got peanut butter, but I've got no jelly. I've got ham but no burger. Grocery store tomorrow.
6:01 PM Dec 10th
from Twinkle
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I luuuuuv that place. RT @: Taste of Texas for our anniversary dinner tonight. Yum.
2:42 PM Dec 10th
from Twinkle
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Seriously though, I'm a BBW, not a BUW, so obviously that means I don't need to lose weight. Ignore my healthcare burden & find me sexy.
10:22 AM Dec 10th
from Twinkle
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Put it in a can. You'll get great range of motion with no spillage. RT @: I'LL PUT IT IN A GLASS! Not right outta the bottle. Promise
10:19 AM Dec 10th
from Twinkle
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I think it's time to reveal to everyone that I'm actually a BBW posing as a man.
10:15 AM Dec 10th
from Twinkle
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Workout fail. Couldn't drag my ass out of bed early enough. Off to work.
4:05 AM Dec 10th
from Twinkle
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- Name racecarboobtat
- Location Spring, TX, USA
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