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  1. Made it home. Time to crash. 27 minutes ago from Twinkle
  2. And the piñata was full of candy AND whisky! Lol http://twitpic.com/t5uhb about 3 hours ago from Echofon
  3. It's piñata time! http://twitpic.com/t5szq about 3 hours ago from Echofon
  4. Oh god, the line dancing has started. http://tinyurl.com/yc7274y about 4 hours ago from Twinkle
  5. My brother's girlfriend's mom is playing beer pong. Lol about 4 hours ago from Twinkle
  6. Surprised the broski. He got a racecarboobcake. http://twitpic.com/t5a8z about 5 hours ago from Echofon
  7. In time, the truth will be revealed. Yet, the truth will be irrelevant because in time, you'll no longer have any feelings about the truth. about 7 hours ago from Twinkle
  8. Really not excited about driving to BFE south of Sugar Land for my brother's surprise party. about 8 hours ago from Twinkle
  9. @MissNikiMarie Hobby Lobby, Michaels, JoAnns Fabric, etc. about 14 hours ago from Twinkle
  10. @falaris That's so wrong. Lol. about 14 hours ago from Echofon in reply to falaris
  11. Who would you rather bang, Amanda Knox or Casey Anthony? about 14 hours ago from Twinkle
  12. FYI, the poison is in the relish jar, the mayo is in the poison jar & the shampoo is in the mayo jar. about 15 hours ago from Twinkle
  13. First day this week I haven't had a Lean Pocket. Can't believe I'm so excited to choose my lunch. about 15 hours ago from Twinkle
  14. While I do appreciate casual Fridays, has anyone considered casual sex Fridays? Now THAT would be employee retention. about 19 hours ago from Twinkle
  15. I've got peanut butter, but I've got no jelly. I've got ham but no burger. Grocery store tomorrow. 6:01 PM Dec 10th from Twinkle
  16. I luuuuuv that place. RT @shawnarochelle: Taste of Texas for our anniversary dinner tonight. Yum. 2:42 PM Dec 10th from Twinkle
  17. Seriously though, I'm a BBW, not a BUW, so obviously that means I don't need to lose weight. Ignore my healthcare burden & find me sexy. 10:22 AM Dec 10th from Twinkle
  18. Put it in a can. You'll get great range of motion with no spillage. RT @saborKT: I'LL PUT IT IN A GLASS! Not right outta the bottle. Promise 10:19 AM Dec 10th from Twinkle
  19. I think it's time to reveal to everyone that I'm actually a BBW posing as a man. 10:15 AM Dec 10th from Twinkle
  20. Workout fail. Couldn't drag my ass out of bed early enough. Off to work. 4:05 AM Dec 10th from Twinkle