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| {Your Assignment, If You Choose to Phone It In} http://is.gd/14h7 Come up with a clever headline for article about Scrabble suing Scrabulous |
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| {They Really Go for a Strong Personality} http://is.gd/13dG 200,000 (Two-Hundred Thousand) People Come Out to See Obama on Unity in Berlin¬¬ ... |
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| Look at how happy those Germans are to see Obama. When was the last time you saw such happy European faces relating to the United States?¬¬ ... |
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| {Ich Bin Ein Clichè} http://is.gd/12Jr There are more police (1000) security at Obama events, than total attendees (~800) at McCain rallies. ... |
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| Every Republican You Can Get to Stay Home or Vote for Barr or Paul, is as Good as a Vote for Obama. Remind them of their dissatisfaction. ¬¬ ... |
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| {Local Paper Will Print Anything} http://is.gd/12Ic My Letter to the Editor was Published--they changed it and now it makes even less sense. |
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| {Speaking of Terrible...} I have essentially quit watching Comedy Central, including the Big Two, because of high risk of exposure to Mencia |
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| {Ignore the Sounds from the Trunk} http://is.gd/1285 The Click & Clack Animated TV Show on PBS. So Bad It Makes Me Cry, & Not A Happy Cry.¬¬ ... |
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| {...It Polls For Thee} http://is.gd/11Gl 60% of RegisteredVoters Approve of Withdrawal "Timetables" if Iraq Gov't Wants Them, Which They Do. |
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| {Dark Knight Rider} http://is.gd/11zS Quisling Novak Didn't See the 66Year-Old Bicyclist Splayed Across the Windshield of his Black Corvette |
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| {Remind Your Conservative Friends They Have a Choice} http://is.gd/10yW Ron Paul Hires Bigger Room for Liberty Rally During GOP Convention¬¬ ... |
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| Either the Local Paper Can't Handle the Truth, or Other People Made the Same Point More...Tactfully...and My Letter Was Redundant.OneOfThose |
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| The Local Newspaper Is Evidently Not Going to Publish My (First) Letter to the Editor.I can only surmise that, They Can't Handle the Truth¬¬ ... |
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| {Here Come the Swift-Boats} http://is.gd/ZxA Pander Bear and Toadies On the Attack, Preaching to FOX News Audience Choir{Will Hope Float?}¬¬ ... |
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| I got a bunch of cheap pencils at the discount store, so cheap I wonder if a safety org. has checked these pencils for lead.‼Rimshot Cymbal‼ ... |
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| {The Knighthood of the Wobbling Lance 2} Trying to find "Traveling Pants" puns.{The Dervish-hood of the Whirling Dance} Can't All Be Winners |
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| {Tell That to the CIA} http://is.gd/YBK Friedman On Oil Crisis "When a person is addicted to crack cocaine...the cure is not cheaper crack." |
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| {Shrub Defines The Pill as "Abortion"} http://is.gd/XSh Let's Do The Math:50Million Women * 12Abortions a Year (Give or Take) * 40FertileYrs |
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| {Hey, Can I Join Your Truth Squad?} http://is.gd/XSc McCain Army Drafting Swift-Boaters {I Don't Know..Can You Swing a Sack of Doorknobs?}¬¬ ... |
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