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  1. I will be on retreat and off-line until Monday, November 16th. Have a great week.
  2. “Christians see more on their knees than the educated can see on their tiptoes.” Christians are really, really tall.
  3. “Ask not what God can do for you. Ask what you can do for God.” Then ask what kind of god needs you to do stuff for him in the first place?
  4. “Fifty percent of the ill need prayer more than pills.” Or so says the health insurance industry.
  5. Sorry about the accidental repost. Please read my new blog post at rabbirami.blogspot.com/. Thanks.
  6. “Prayer is asking for snow in August and faith is carrying a shovel.” Wisdom is moving to the Southern Hemisphere.
  7. Pray for your enemies. “Dear God, please kill my enemies. Amen.” That ought to do it.
  8. “You can never praise God too much.” His self-esteem is that low.
  9. Please read my interview in Zeek magazine on my book, The Angelic Way. Thanks. http://zeek.forward.com/art...
  10. Please read new blog post, "Jesus is from Mars. Mary is from Venus," at rabbirami.blogspot.com/. Thanks
  11. “Christians don’t have to consult their bankbooks to know how wealthy they are.” Christians bank on-line.
  12. “Two men looked out their jail cells; one saw mud, the other stars.” Both were hanged in the morning, so what difference did it make?
  13. Instead of crying over spilled milk, buy yourself a cat.
  14. Always going the extra mile wastes a lot of gas.
  15. “Preaching moves the pious. Prayer moves God.” But for short hauls call a guy with a truck.
  16. “What we call adversity, God calls opportunity.” One of us needs a dictionary.
  17. Please read my new blog post, You Know You're Too Fat When..., at http://www.rabbirami.blogsp.... Thanks.
  18. By the time some people are wise enough to watch their step they’re too fat to see it.
  19. “A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush,” but much more messy.
  20. "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." (Walt Disney) "The Mouse shall inherit the earth" (Animatronic Jesus)