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  1. Had a yummy risotto at Strada. Wallet fifty quid lighter, belly 2kg heavier.
  2. Kids dumped, wife & I off into Leam for an Italian. I'm dressed like a vagrant but she's trying to make an effort. Think she's on the pull..
  3. Just been to Nottingham & back to pick up Mothers new car. Didn't see any men in tights. Feel somehow cheated.
  4. Spent the evening building a MegaJolt for Nigel the Red Hat man. Dunno what it is but he's putting it into his silly car. See www.4q2.org.uk
  5. Woot! Aquarium ammonia dropping and nitrite level rising! Hold on to your trousers - we're entering phase two of my fishless cycle!
  6. @Danny_Robbo Oi! Hands off my stash!
  7. It's cats and dogs out there.
  8. How am I getting on with my new Juwel Trigon 190 aquarium?? Thanks for asking: http://tinyurl.com/ydhdld6
  9. Drunk and watching a Columbo on DVD. I reckon the murderer did it...
  10. Must have had too much beer. My piss has a head on it.
  11. http://twitgoo.com/4qr7k - Fireworks! More fireworks!
  12. http://twitgoo.com/4qmnb - Off to "Fun Dean's" firework extravaganga tonight! He looks ready to blow a few things up...
  13. http://twitgoo.com/4qce1 - Fireworks almost ready to begin. Just digging out the lasers. Yes... lasers...
  14. BAH! I'm still at work! Don't these people realise I have beer and fireworks plans??!!
  15. I suspect "they" have installed an RFID chip in my car which is turning all traffic lights red as I approach.
  16. It's bonfire-tasmic around here. I love the smell of burning effigies in the evening!
  17. http://twitgoo.com/4pzc3 - Fireworks and beer - the yin and yang of my upcoming Friday night!
  18. http://twitgoo.com/4pdld - Where Bolton Dan (bald server man) used to live.... Keep off the ass!
  19. I didn't remember remember the 5th of November & have only Just noticed it's Guy Fawkes night! I need to buy some fireworks - pronto!
  20. http://twitgoo.com/4paav - Shit! What's that rhyme about red skies in the morning?? Some kind of warning about sailors..??