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- KAT: OMG this barista at the coffee shop I'm at is TOO CUTE. MICHELLE:
Is it me? Am I there?10:14 AM Jun 18th from web
- EMMA: I uploaded photos. KAT: Great! I love seeing the pic cunt rise. EMMA: ? KAT: OMG. Count. EMMA: it's like some pornographic sunrise9:42 PM Jun 9th from web
- WENDY: My weight loss study is sitting on the couch eating guacamole.8:28 PM Jun 8th from web
- RUGGY: Canada seems all fucked up...No ringback tones, no Orbit gum, subpar iTunes. Fuck that place.8:28 PM Jun 8th from web
- [RE: HOME RENO] MARK SW: I'm like the shitty guy & my friend is like the HGTV guy that comes & tells me what to do while hitting on my wife.8:27 PM Jun 8th from web
- SOJA: I feel like I've been raped by an entire rugby league, whose semen was 100% alcohol. That's how violated and hungover I feel.8:26 PM Jun 8th from web
- MIKE: There's something oddly satisfying to checking out a porn site using the free wifi of a hotel owned by Mormons.8:25 PM Jun 8th from web
- ROSSMAN: My idea of going out for a good time is going to a place where you are semi-scared for your life, but the beer is cheap as fuck.5:51 PM May 11th from web
- KAT: I have this incredible fatigue ROSSMAN: Swine flu. KAT: What are the symptoms? ROSSMAN: Flu symptoms and a strong desire to fuck a pig.4:47 PM May 6th from web
- SOJA: I'm eating a Krispy Kreme donut right now that I just nuked. Sooooooo good. It's like having the precum of Jesus Christ on my lips.8:35 AM Apr 29th from web
- SOJA: That teen 'stache is terrible. It looks like he's been rimming a dirty asshole.2:55 PM Apr 24th from web
- KAT: Dan has very nice hands. JEN: They kind of look like my hands. DAN: No, they do not. JEN: Oh? DAN: Mine are gorgeous.11:50 AM Apr 24th from web
- KAT: I got the text. Hadley is going to be a dad tonight. It's happening. RANDY: We can officially call Hadley a motherfucker now, I think.11:55 PM Apr 20th from web
- KAT: Will someone upload the new episode of Intervention already!? NICK FIELD: I love that show. It sluts my fuck.10:41 AM Apr 9th from web
- KAT: Big news, Mark. Did I tell you my kid opened its mouth on its own today? ROSSMAN: Wide enough for me to shove the barrel of a gun in?1:51 PM Apr 8th from web
- ROSSMAN: Ugh, new moms. Oh shit now she's saying "OMG SHE JUST GOT HER SECOND TOOTH". I have like 30 bitch, stop bragging.1:49 PM Apr 8th from web
- [meeting request from Michelle]: Subject: Diabetes Fest '08. Tagline: We want to stop hearts and clog arteries. Location: Your bloodstream.1:46 PM Apr 8th from web
- MARTIN: I just finished butchering & cleaning a beef heart. I love cooking hearts and brains and stuff.1:44 PM Apr 8th from web
- MIKE: I hate the word plumage. KAT: What, like feathers? MIKE: Yeah. I'm not "down" with it.10:50 AM Apr 7th from web
- GOMAN: I love the smell of belly button lint. Disgusting like no other. Once it leaves your bb the entire room immediately smells like it.12:12 PM Apr 6th from web
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- Name The Quote Dossier
- Location Toronto, Canada
- Bio I'm highly quotable
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