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  1. "Why is everything so purple?" -Hiro, Heroes http://quoteaddict.com/?4285 about 4 hours ago from API
  2. QuoteAddict November Update http://vasy.ca/hybx about 11 hours ago from web
  3. "If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner." -Tallulah Bankhead http://quoteaddict.com/?4319 12:59 AM Nov 26th from API
  4. "Water which is too pure has no fish." -Ts'ai Ken T'an http://quoteaddict.com/?4403 12:59 AM Nov 25th from API
  5. "You're twice the 'the' he ever was." -Bender, Futurama http://quoteaddict.com/?3987 12:59 AM Nov 24th from API
  6. "I want them to have new hats!" -Stewie, Family Guy http://quoteaddict.com/?3927 12:59 AM Nov 23rd from API
  7. "I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards." -Abraham Lincoln http://quoteaddict.com/?4468 12:59 AM Nov 22nd from API
  8. "Yeah, nothing bad ever happens at school, except for learning!" -Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents http://quoteaddict.com/?4019 12:59 AM Nov 21st from API
  9. "This plan is so perfect it's retarded!" -Peter, Family Guy http://quoteaddict.com/?3923 12:59 AM Nov 20th from API
  10. "Ah, she's built like a steak-house, but she handles like a bistro." -Zapp Brannigan, Futurama http://quoteaddict.com/?3973 12:59 AM Nov 19th from API
  11. "How could you, how could you disrespect steaks!?" -Hank, King of the Hill http://quoteaddict.com/?4041 12:59 AM Nov 18th from API
  12. "A day without laughter is a day wasted." -Charlie Chaplin http://quoteaddict.com/?4212 12:59 AM Nov 17th from API
  13. "Now why exactly can I not wear my loafers. What is the danger there?" -Patrick Stewart, Family Guy http://quoteaddict.com/?4464 12:59 AM Nov 16th from API
  14. "I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes http://quoteaddict.com/?3820 1:00 AM Nov 15th from API
  15. "Sir, your derangement is impressive!" -Calculon, Futurama http://quoteaddict.com/?4006 12:50 AM Nov 14th from API
  16. "I'm mowing like i'm back in high school!" -Hank Hill, King of the Hill http://quoteaddict.com/?4042 12:50 AM Nov 13th from API
  17. "Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." -Henry Ford http://quoteaddict.com/?4232 12:50 AM Nov 12th from API
  18. "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, work when people are watching." -Scott Adams http://quoteaddict.com/?4164 12:59 AM Nov 11th from API
  19. "Hun, why is your nemesis in our breakfast nook?" -Dr. Possible, Kim Possible http://quoteaddict.com/?4166 12:59 AM Nov 10th from API
  20. "No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!" -SpongeBob SquarePants http://quoteaddict.com/?3868 12:59 AM Nov 9th from API