quotations
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"A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
about 5 hours ago
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"Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations." - Orson Welles
about 9 hours ago
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"Maturity is only a short break in adolescence." - Jules Feiffer
about 13 hours ago
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"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau
about 17 hours ago
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"Never answer a critic, unless he's right." - Bernard M. Baruch
7:00 PM Nov 24th
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"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death." - Joan D. Vinge
3:00 PM Nov 24th
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"The gods too are fond of a joke." - Aristotle
11:00 AM Nov 24th
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"No man ever listened himself out of a job." - Calvin Coolidge
7:00 AM Nov 24th
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"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you." - Oscar Wilde
7:00 PM Nov 23rd
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
3:00 PM Nov 23rd
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"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners." - E. Joseph Cossman
11:00 AM Nov 23rd
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"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?" - George Price
7:00 AM Nov 23rd
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"To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody." - Quentin Crisp
7:00 PM Nov 22nd
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"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men." - Kin Hubbard
3:00 PM Nov 22nd
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"Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future." - Niels Bohr
11:00 AM Nov 22nd
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"A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone." - Henry David Thoreau
7:00 AM Nov 22nd
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"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain
7:00 PM Nov 21st
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"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." - Samuel Goldwyn
3:00 PM Nov 21st
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"About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends." - Herbert Hoover
11:00 AM Nov 21st
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"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." - Samuel Johnson
7:00 AM Nov 21st
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- Name The Quotations Page
- Location Salt Lake City, Utah
- Web http://www.quotat...
- Bio The web's most popular quotations site. Follow to receive four random humorous quotes each day, along with any other cool things we find.
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