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'Tis the season of purchasing ungodly amounts of consumer goods and then flaunting those goods. about 3 hours ago from web
@daNanner Smart Cars can go up to 80mph. I see one most mornings during my commute, and it definitely keeps up. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to daNanner
@scanzilla Ha ha he doesn't like anything THAT good! about 4 hours ago from web in reply to scanzilla
@carlincakes There's a good place in Woburn! Not too far from the office- good for a day when you can afford to leave your desk for a bit. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to carlincakes
@cereffusion Tree as in Boston's own environmentally activist hardcore band? 11:13 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to cereffusion
@cereffusion Wobblies? Don't you mean Weebles? 11:02 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to cereffusion
RT @Lancebastion: I can't get the comedy channel but it doesn't matter because Fox News is always good for a laugh. 7:17 AM Dec 13th from web
RT @briantemple I just found out I am the top hit on google for "what has two thumbs and is awesome?". http://bit.ly/8xO15N #notajoke 3:53 PM Dec 12th from twidroid
Bunilla was my greatest invention of 2009...until a couple hours ago when I came up with Bunilla Claus! http://bit.ly/8nA0m5 1:20 PM Dec 12th from web
One year for Xmas my mother-in-law gave me an emergency rain poncho, a duck shaped bath mitt, and a rape whistle. 1:06 PM Dec 12th from web
Being the victim of an accidental almost carjacking won't be the today's craziest scenario, as my mother-in-law has just arrived to visit. 12:22 PM Dec 12th from web
In the car during Forrest's haircut. A woman just tossed her bag on me and hopped in the drivers seat. She then screamed "I drive a Subaru!" 10:10 AM Dec 12th from twidroid
Latest insane status update from my 65-year-old aunt: "I will never think of soup the same way again." 8:13 AM Dec 12th from web
@bpmore I'd pay $19.95 for access to THAT! 8:13 AM Dec 12th from web in reply to bpmore
@bpmore You're just BEGGING for someone to Photoshop that into reality. 8:05 AM Dec 12th from web in reply to bpmore
I just entered to win 1 of 10 prizes for a friend and me in the @LiveNation holiday giveaway! http://culturej.am/baTa #givingandgetting 8:03 AM Dec 12th from Live Nation
@xvivahatex I love The Situation. Also, I think we should start a RonRon Juice franchise. 9:18 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to xvivahatex
Watching my childhood dentist, who has on a Christmas themed Cosby sweater, sing Love Shack. So glad he no longer puts his hands in my mouth 7:54 PM Dec 11th from twidroid
Although, @mawkus, I think the technical term for pulling a @missionmission is "leaving in a Hough." 6:08 PM Dec 11th from web
But he makes it look soooo cool! RT @mawkus @quonky Nooooo! Don't go all Alan on us! 4:01 PM Dec 11th from web

Name Cosmic Amanda
Location Haver-HILL, dawg.
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Bio If life were a Mentos commercial, this is where I would look at the camera, wink, and that cheesy foreign-sounding voice over would proclaim me a freshmaker.