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  1. Hour 11 of my 2nd 31-hour train ride in 10 days.
  2. Merry Christmas all! Starting tomorow, a 4-day bender!
  3. @zanelamprey Lots of meat + coffee = weapons of ass destruction. I'll tip one out for your blown-out colon, homie.
  4. http://bit.ly/6rIeW5 Requiem for a Dream for $8. Bring someone you love the joy of "ass ta ass" for under $10 this holiday season.
  5. To anybody who got mail from HealthNet re: the data breach- yes your Social Security numbers were on that drive and yes you should worry.
  6. Thanks for losing my entire life Healthnet but at least I get two years of bullshit "fraud protection!"
  7. It's sad that Starbucks has become synonymous with "coffee house" everywhere outside San Francisco, New York, Portland and Seattle.
  8. @phila_lawyer now does that apply to *The* Itis? Pretty sure the "the" is part of the proper name.
  9. OmmWriter may quite possibly be my favorite writing program of all time. This is exactly what I was looking for: http://bit.ly/2vq7sY
  10. @mtaHarlemLine Hey! Came across your blog looking for info on the "coat guy" (i'm from WP) I like your writing style. And yeah he's creepy.
  11. Two cheesy gordita crunch's at lunchtime make for a fantastically bad afternoon.
  12. Guinness may be the standard, but Old Rasputin destroys it in every category.
  13. With winter coming on, I'd like to know how to stop my v-moda headphones from static shock-fucking my ear canal when I move.
  14. @sohmer Hey Sohmer, try the Canon SD1000. It's a bit older so you can pick it up for cheap, but it's an awesome camera.
  15. @zanelamprey On L4D2: Bad luck and a willingness to trust strangers not seen since your neighbor's Yorkie mysteriously went missing...
  16. If anyone's ever told you they hallucinated while drinking Absinthe, they were full of shit. #greenfairy #gogogadgetplacebo
  17. Remember that time we all acted like adults and let Palin's book succeed or fail on its own merits? Me neither. #myob #schoolyardrules
  18. When introduced to a friend of a new girl and they say "If you upset her I'll kick your ass", my first instinct is to dump her immediately.
  19. Modern Warfare 2 SP continues the grand tradition of telling players to go fuck themselves after putting in a shitload of work. #spoiler
  20. Just listened to Led Zeppelin IV for the first time. Context: I'm in my mid twenties.